So I guess now I'm a "senior" member. I guess I'll go play some bingo, wear elastic pants up to my nipples, and yell at people to get off my lawn. It's actually a dream come true.
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Wait until you become a Preferred Member, then you really get the perks.
Is that like the unicorn gold member at SP? Lol I actually do know if someone that has it.
Being someone who never got beyond Bobcat in the Cub Scouts, it was a big deal for me to go up through the ranks on Forums. I may win the career achievement Prolix Award.
Congrats, Mike. I just reached the same and have determined I do not need to change entertainment choices, wardrobe or social engagement. You can interpret that how you want and act accordingly.
You get the decoder ring, the code book, the recycled hoodie and the used coffee mug. You become someone special.
Yeah, like 24/7 flatulence and removable teeth.
Congrats!
You forgot about the white knee high socks with sandals and getting up twice a night to pee.
I pee twice a night...just have trouble with the getting out of bed part.
When you hit preferred you get a dribble bib and a incontinence pad that allows you post more frequently without bathroom breaks.
The Jiminks chewed pencil comes with a three page review judging the pencil on flavor, texture, and writing ability.
Congratulations on making it to Senior Member....now, get off my lawn!
I once tried to get his autograph and he bit my arm.
After a careful comparison of the teeth marks, I was able to conclude that PM is giving away fake Inks pencils.
You guys have got it all wrong. You get a ring, a jacket, and the right to haze new (freshman) members with impunity. Be on the lookout for your senior prom invitation! Definitely the highlight! Kevin is the DJ and Python is the chaperone, but he's also the guy that spikes the punch. Dates are slim pickings so ask a cutey before it's too late. I bet Weezel and Condorlover1 get voted prom King and Queen this year!
Every morning at 7, I take a nice long piss.
At 7:30, I drop a healthy deuce.
I just wish I could get out of bed before 8... ?
They see me rollin', they hatin'.....
At 7:30, I drop a healthy deuce.
I just wish I could get out of bed before 8... ?
They see me rollin', they hatin'.....
Oh I definitely want to take @condorlover1 the prom. Those british accents always gets me.
I heard Weezel will be handing out free transaro samples this year.
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