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Apr 26, 2013
The sun shines even on a dog's ass sometimes.

We shape our dwellings, and afterward our dwellings shape us.
~Winston Churchill

We like it dark. Dark for Dark business
~Dwarves from The Hobbit

An Appeaser is one who feeds the crocodile... hoping it will eat him last
~Winston Churchill

Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.
~Fyodor Dostoevsky

Are you crazy? Is that your problem?
~Jack Burton (Big Trouble in Little China)

It's a TRAP!
~Admiral Ackbar (Return of the Jedi)

A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition.
~Rudyard Kipling

My Heart is heavy with the things I don't understand.
~Rudyard Kipling

It is better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
~Lord Alfred Tennyson

You're not slingin' my ass in one of those crummy places!
~Swifty on being threatened with a reformatory (Six Pack, 1982)


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Aug 4, 2019
The Ten Cannot’s
William J.H. Boetcker
  • You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
  • You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
  • You cannot help little men by tearing down big men.
  • You cannot lift the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.
  • You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
  • You cannot establish sound security on borrowed money.
  • You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
  • You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than you earn.
  • You cannot build character and courage by destroying men's initiative and independence.
  • And you cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they can and should do for themselves.