Pro Tip From A Noob

[Jim Sobie]

When you have foolishly carried a foil pouch of Prince Albert in your shorts pocket for a few hours and now find your keys, mints, and lighter covered with burley crumbs, you can easily clean up your pocket using your wife's vacuum with the hose and crevice attachment.

However, if your wife catches you in the bathroom with her vacuum hose deep in your front shorts pocket, you're on your own there, Champ.

 

[FurCoat]

That there is funny

 

[Servant King]

However, if your wife catches you in the bathroom with her vacuum hose deep in your front shorts pocket, you're on your own there, Champ.

Depends which attachment you're using. Use the upholstery tool or the brush tool, and you'll probably have a pretty easy explanation. Use the crevice tool however, and you'll likely be sleeping on the couch that night, the same couch which might benefit from a once-over with the very crevice tool that got you in trouble in the first place.

Moral of the story? Even Prince Albert fans aren't immune to the harsh hand of irony. I stick with VAs, thank you very much!

 

[Jim Sobie]

Depends which attachment you're using. Use the upholstery tool or the brush tool, and you'll probably have a pretty easy explanation. Use the crevice tool however, and you'll likely be sleeping on the couch that night, the same couch which might benefit from a once-over with the very crevice tool that got you in trouble in the first place.

Moral of the story? Even Prince Albert fans aren't immune to the harsh hand of irony. I stick with VAs, thank you very much!

Fortunately I didn't get caught and my pockets were cleaned (and ONLY my pockets) without incident.

Although perhaps it was fitting I decided on a flake of OGS for my evening bowl.

 

[Ahi Ka]

I guess you couldn’t really blame it on your Prince Albert either...

 

[bayareabriar]

When you have foolishly carried a foil pouch of Prince Albert in your shorts pocket for a few hours and now find your keys, mints, and lighter covered with burley crumbs, you can easily clean up your pocket using your wife's vacuum with the hose and crevice attachment.

However, if your wife catches you in the bathroom with her vacuum hose deep in your front shorts pocket, you're on your own there, Champ.

 

[jeepnewbie]

Thankfully I wasn’t mid drink when I read that. Great stuff.

 

[anotherbob]

When you have foolishly carried a foil pouch of Prince Albert in your shorts pocket for a few hours and now find your keys, mints, and lighter covered with burley crumbs, you can easily clean up your pocket using your wife's vacuum with the hose and crevice attachment.

However, if your wife catches you in the bathroom with her vacuum hose deep in your front shorts pocket, you're on your own there, Champ.

if my wife catches me in anyway man that's going to be surprise especially since I've never been to Vegas even when blacked out.

 

[RookieGuy]

I think my wife would be more amazed I knew how the vacuum works. And then she'll expect me to use it occasionally.

Either way, bad things happen.

 

[Sweet Home Alabama]

When you have foolishly carried a foil pouch of Prince Albert in your shorts pocket for a few hours and now find your keys, mints, and lighter covered with burley crumbs, you can easily clean up your pocket using your wife's vacuum with the hose and crevice attachment.

However, if your wife catches you in the bathroom with her vacuum hose deep in your front shorts pocket, you're on your own there, Champ.

Get your man vacuum. It’s called a shop vac.

 

[ben88]

if your wife catches you in the bathroom with her vacuum hose deep in your front shorts pocket

than she might need to take a course at the local "bunny rancho".

 

[bullet08]

Vacuum is fine. However, if you had a hooker sucking the tobacco out for you, you might be in a trouble.

 

[Jim Sobie]

I think my wife would be more amazed I knew how the vacuum works. And then she'll expect me to use it occasionally.

Either way, bad things happen.

Oh I know how the vacuum works because I've had to repair it on several occasions. However I am not expected to use it because I don't "do it right." Apparently I do not vacuum in the correct pattern. Whatever.

 

[mso489]

Better to just turn the pockets inside-out over the waste basket and in front of your wife, grumbling about the predicament of burley in your mints. She'll take one look and go back to her own activity.

 

[Jim Sobie]

Better to just turn the pockets inside-out over the waste basket and in front of your wife, grumbling about the predicament of burley in your mints. She'll take one look and go back to her own activity.

Thought of that straightaway; as a lover of all forms of tobacco and also a mechanic, I'm no stranger to crud in my pockets, nor the removal of same by reversing my pockets. Regrettably, these particular shorts are of the cargo variety and have two layers of pocket all sewn together along the leg. So you can't pull them out. Grr.

 

[anotherbob]

Oh I know how the vacuum works because I've had to repair it on several occasions. However I am not expected to use it because I don't "do it right." Apparently I do not vacuum in the correct pattern. Whatever.

important to use the right pattern. Seriously I feel for her.

 

[Servant King]

Vacuum is fine. However, if you had a hooker sucking the tobacco out for you, you might be in a trouble.

+1

 

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[anotherbob]

I just go outside flip the pocket inside out and give it a good shake. Gets rid of most of the flakes. Yeah happens to me frequently.