Ponderings

[johnnyreb]

So Poncho and Lefty both had dirty mouths? What would their mothers say?

Hunter,
If Lefty lived to become an alcoholic then he probably had a clean mouth from all the booze, no Pirea Gum Disease or anything.

 

[bcharles123]

I've often wondered if the hokey pokey was what it's all about.

 

[gloucesterman]

Poncho is actually alive and living under an assumed name in Brazil. I read it on the internet, really, so t has to be true.

 

[johnnyreb]

So Poncho and Lefty both had dirty mouths? What would their mothers say?

Maybe that's why his breath's as hard as kerosene?

 

[johnnyreb]

Here's some of my ponderings from earlier this morning:
1). I wonder if Bruce Jenner weren't his momma's only boy or just her favorite one it seems?
2). Just what was the load they wanted to take off Fanny and put right on me?
3). Did Crazy Chester keep Jack, his dog? Did Jack like the arrangement since Chester said just feed him when you can? And why didn't Jack run away in the fog?
Such deep questions.

 

[huntertrw]

"So Poncho and Lefty both had dirty mouths? What would their mothers say?"
The answer to that question was found (after intensive research) in the following lost verses:
Oh, their Mothers, they were mad

'Cause their language was real bad

Washed their mouths out with strong soap

Better discourse was their hope

Lefty foamed and Poncho spit

Each cried he couldn't stand that sh*t

And so from home they both did split

Out of meanness I suppose

 

[johnnyreb]

LOL! Hunter, that is great! I can even hear Willie singing that verse in my head right now. You should send that to him!
Or maybe it would be better if Emmylou sang that verse in her version of the song?

 

[puffdoggie]

12 - Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? :?:

 

[johnnyreb]

Hunter,
I found the long lost missing last verse that proves a conspiracy & coverup!
"Lefty's gun, it never popped

Cause Pancho, well he got the drop

Now Lefty, he's down in the box

Cause nowhere there's an honest cop"
"All the Federales, hey

They all looked the other way

As for what now they all know

They're just glad see Pancho go"

 

[huntertrw]

johnnyreb:
Henceforth, Sir, I shall refer to you as Johnny Van Zandt!

 

[johnnyreb]

Johnny Van Zant got fat & wealthy after taking over as lead singer for Lynyrd Skynyrd, after his brother was killed in the plane crash. Notice the similarity in the spelling of the name.

 

[johnnyreb]

Here's the epitaph & epilogue for all the future sleuths who try & figure out the mystery of what really happened:
"The real Lefty, now it's a shame

Belongs in Cleveland's Hall of Fame

But Pancho could never sing a lick

He was always one mean d*ck"
"A few gray Federales still live in fear

Drinkin' what might be their last beer

Cause they hear he's on his way

And he don't plan to stay"

 

[ssjones]

On a related not, Willie & Merle just released a new album, their last since 1983.

It's pretty good.
http://www.amazon.com/Django-Jimmie-Willie-Nelson-Haggard/dp/B00VXGTJMU