Pipe for which to Smoke Meat?

[Sweet Home Alabama]

I love smoking meat. Next Wednesday I’ll be smoking two turkey breasts.

I have an author, lovat, Peterson 408, and cobs, any suggestions which to use as I enjoy Pabst Blue Ribbon, my smoking drink of choice. ??

 

[cosmicfolklore]

I'm not sure I understand the question. Will you be smoking both breasts at the same time? If so, just use your largest pipe.

 

[solideogloria86]

My favorite smoke while running the grill or smoker is a Drew Estate MUWAT Kentucky Fire Cured.

 

[Morrison Jeremiah]

I don't deliberately smoke meat.
I'm just a bad cook ?

 

[bullet08]

We Americans are truly proud of our love of big breasts. Doesn't seem to matter which animal they are attached to. With PBR? Gotta be cob.

 

[Sweet Home Alabama]

We Americans are truly proud of our love of big breasts. Doesn't seem to matter which animal they are attached to. With PBR? Gotta be cob.

I was thinking a cob would be most appropriate.

 

[kurtbob]

Well, if you smoke as many bowls a day as I do. The math works out to roughly 6 hours to smoke the turkey breasts = all mentioned pipes get utilized ?. You may have to adjust the PBR quotient for effect

 

[kcghost]

I think if you are drinking PBR a cob would suffice.

 

[Latakia Dave]

I'm with kurtbob! Smoke them all and adjust the PBR intake to level things out...

 

[anotherbob]

Doesn't matter. Any pipe goes with Seltzer which is basically what PBR is in my opinion (I don't like beer, the thing is grains can also be used to make Whiskey). Now if you where sipping Whiskey I'd say go for the briar and then the cob.

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

That cob is way to classy for PBR - no Grain Belt or Black Label or Hamms at the C-store?

 

[Grangerous]

PBR good hot weather, BBQ beer. A Cob of course!

 

[Ragin Cajun]

I don't have a cob. I drink Budweiser. So for me it would have to be a briar. Peterson, since that's all I got.

 

[Es0teric]

+1 vote for a cob. It just seems appropriate for the occasion.

 

[shanez]

I'm very confused here.

Do you have insanely large pipes to smoke turkey breasts in or insanely small turkey breasts that fit in regular pipes? And where do you find either such things?

Now that I've typed that it occurs to me you could just cut regular turkey breasts into pieces that fit regular pipes but that just seems like a very silly way to smoke turkey breasts.

 

[crawdad]

I use a smoker to smoke meats, the pipes to smoke tobacco.

 

[FurCoat]

PBR good hot weather, BBQ beer. A Cob of course!

^^^This^^^

 

[carlomarx]

Put me down for the cob