Penzance in Stock

[brass]

The Briar Shoppe in Houston, TX. 713-529-6347, has a few tins of Penzance left. 1 per customer. Ask for Jarra and tell her Steve from PipesMagazine sent you.

 

[danielplainview]

Never heard of it.

 

[pilotage16]

I'm sure it's gone by now, thanks for the heads up!

 

[sablebrush52]

Never heard of it.

Penzance, The Briar Shoppe, or Houston?
What this tells me is that Penzance is out in the wild and that energetic use of the phone may yield results.

 

[skraps]

What this tells me is that Penzance is out in the wild and that energetic use of the phone may yield results.

The phone? What's that? I expect all availability of Unicorn Fart blends to be brought to my attention here, then I can scream and cry foul when it sells out in 3 minutes and blame the world for hoarding it.
Yeah, that sounds about right. :roll:

 

[cosmicfolklore]

The Briary has it, and a few other of the Esoterica unobtainiums, as well as Balakan Sobranie, for those who imbibe in the BS myth.

It seems to be coming in steady now in larger and larger batches, at least once a month now. Hmmm, remember my little prediction?
You'll have to call them.

 

[sablebrush52]

It seems to be coming in steady now in larger and larger batches, at least once a month now.

Oh no!!!!!!!!! My dreams of funding an easy retirement by cornholing gimlet eyed drooling unicorn chasers on eBay has collapsed faster than Chinese ticker tape!

 

[davet]

:rofl:

 

[deathmetal]

Back to selling Beanie Babies, I guess. Another lottery-style "business idea" fails.

 

[danielplainview]

Houston?

 

[sablebrush52]

Houston?

Houston...Houston...
I know the name from somewhere...
Isn't that a little town in France?

 

[perdurabo]

Alright Brass, I drove all the way to Houston TX, and the asses were out of Penzance. Chasing this Unicorn is costing way to much money.