Now That’s an Ugly Pipe

[peregrinus]

Got a photo of an ugly pipe?

Let me start this thread with this abomination from a recent completed eBay auction.

 

[weezell]

I'd rather smoke a , thank you...

 

[anotherbob]

love that it's called a novelty pipe. Love how it's worse then the description sounds. It's kind of hard to believe.

 

[alaskanpiper]

. Love how it's worse then the description sounds. It's kind of hard to believe

Just like Jar Jar himself.

We did an ugly pipes thread a while back and there were some real horrors. I don’t recall who’s it was, but somebody had a freehand they had made that somehow looked like a cancerous nutsac tumor and a pigs ass all at the same time smashed into a crumpled undefineable geometric anomaly. I still sometimes wake up in a cold sweat thinking about it.

 

[anotherbob]

Just like Jar Jar himself.

We did an ugly pipes thread a while back and there were some real horrors. I don’t recall who’s it was, but somebody had a freehand they had made that somehow looked like a cancerous nutsac tumor and a pigs ass all at the same time smashed into a crumpled undefineable geometric anomaly. I still sometimes wake up in a cold sweat thinking about it.

I remember that thread. Yeah I personally think most freehand pipes aren't my thing but that thread made most of the high end pipe/fancystatue things look down right common and plain. Seriously some of those pipes seemed wrong in the sense that smoking them where other people can see you would be aggressive and cruel

 

[peregrinus]

Just like Jar Jar himself.

Ha!
I wonder if the irony of this was intentional on the maker’s part.

 

[shanez]

Even I wouldn't buy that pipe...

 

[olkofri]

?????

 

[Chasing Embers]

 

[tobefrank]

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I happen to think that most Dunhills are butt ugly.

 

[brian64]

We did an ugly pipes thread a while back and there were some real horrors. I don’t recall who’s it was, but somebody had a freehand they had made that somehow looked like a cancerous nutsac tumor and a pigs ass all at the same time smashed into a crumpled undefineable geometric anomaly. I still sometimes wake up in a cold sweat thinking about it.

A vividly accurate description of that particular specimen. It was the obvious winner of that thread. The maker seems to have disappeared since then.

As I recall a close second place went to some kind of chicken foot looking pipe (or something like that). In fact I'm not sure it wasn't an actual chicken foot.

 

[brian64]

Got a photo of an ugly pipe?

Let me start this thread with this abomination from a recent completed eBay auction.
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Actually that just looks like someone impaled a Jar Jar Binks action figure with an old pipe.

 

[peregrinus]

Actually that just looks like someone impaled a Jar Jar Binks action figure with an old pipe.

An outraged pipe smoking Jedi?

 

[olkofri]

I wish the whole Sux Wars franchise were impaled with a latakia-only estate pipe the size of an imperial destroyer.

 

[Chasing Embers]

I happen to think that most Dunhills are butt ugly.

Same

 

[olkofri]

I happen to think that most Dunhills are butt ugly.

I don't think they're ugly, but I do believe they're highly overrated.

 

[cachimbero]

I love it, although I don't know if it will make a good clencher. What do you think?

 

[smudgersmissingleg]

Mesa thinks that's one ugly looking pipe.

 

[marconi]

I happen to think that most Dunhills are butt ugly.

Unfiltered Dunhill's I get. Most 9mm Dunhill's are fat butt ugly

 

[gamzultovah]

Just like Jar Jar himself.

We did an ugly pipes thread a while back and there were some real horrors. I don’t recall who’s it was, but somebody had a freehand they had made that somehow looked like a cancerous nutsac tumor and a pigs ass all at the same time smashed into a crumpled undefineable geometric anomaly. I still sometimes wake up in a cold sweat thinking about it.

Sweet dreams....