No. Can't.

[Pypkė]

I saw the image of this "Fresh" estate pipe in SmokingPipes advertisement in the sidebar of this forum. It is a Todd Johnson Partially Sandblasted Erotique. The $2700 price tag is way, way out of my price range. But still... I would never smoke anything from this.

 

[Copperhead]

Woah.

lol

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Ahhhh... a cleavage pipe. Definitely a conversation starter.

We've seen it all on the forums. Penis pipes, scrotum pipes, vagina pipes... You name it, and someone has created it.

 

[TheIronMonkey]

I like a lot of the pipes made by Todd Johnson, but there are also a lot I don’t care for—I’ve seen similar ones by him to this and can’t say I’m a fan—I can’t decide if this is a swollen glans with an enlarged urethra, or a huge bunghole that gets stuffed with tobacco. That said, I do appreciate that this is an homage to a pipe design by Jørn Micke.

 

[Pooh-Bah]

That is a silly pipe, and I use the cleavage of my meerschaum mermaid as a finger rest, so you'd think I'd be in the target demographic here.
At least I ASSUME that "finger rest" is the nominal purpose of this artisan butt crack.

 

[wyfbane]

I look at that and get the unmistakable notion that things should come out that hole, not be stuffed in...

 

[The Benedictine]

Talk about blowing smoke out of your ass.

 

[coming to_falling too]

Heh, I saw this too... I wonder why they got rid of it? Tired of looking down at it?

 

[Egg Shen]

I saw the image of this "Fresh" estate pipe in SmokingPipes advertisement in the sidebar of this forum. It is a Todd Johnson Partially Sandblasted Erotique. The $2700 price tag is way, way out of my price range. But still... I would never smoke anything from this.

Hah this pipe…has a large issue, and I’ve been hoping and waiting for a thread about it for a few days actually . On the plus side, some of those winslows in the ad banner are beautiful

 

[pylorns]

Fixed it for you

 

[Servant King]

I can’t decide if this is a swollen glans with an enlarged urethra, or a huge bunghole that gets stuffed with tobacco.

I say we vote on it. +1 for bunghole.

Erlection underway!

 

[Egg Shen]

Fixed it for you View attachment 356503

Exactly. Or that 1 alien from Star Wars. Either way, not for me

 

[woodsroad]

Ahhhh... a cleavage pipe. Definitely a conversation starter.

We've seen it all on the forums. Penis pipes, scrotum pipes, vagina pipes... You name it, and someone has created it.

Butt cleavage, you mean.

 

[Pypkė]

Hah this pipe…has a large issue, and I’ve been hoping and waiting for a thread about it for a few days actually . On the plus side, some of those winslows in the ad banner are beautiful

I noticed the Winslows too. Beautiful.

That scrotum pipe however... how could you put that to your mouth? It's obscene!

 

[Pypkė]

I say we vote on it. +1 for bunghole.

Erlection underway!

Maybe a different angle will help.

 

[Servant King]

Maybe a different angle will help.

Define "help."

 

[sablebrush52]

Maybe a different angle will help.

Wishful thinking on Johnson's johnson?

 

[FurCoat]

Maybe a different angle will help.

Oh dear God...no

 

[Chasing Embers]

Some proctologists like pipes too.

 

[abecox]

I coulda swore that was a Butz-Choquin