I believe the Tobacco Companies are missing out on a certain market. Some of their names just don't deliver the urge to smoke them like they should. For humor sake, they should name tobaccos after things we truly love, such as steak and potatoes. Maybe a big bowl of chicken N dumplings would make us want to smoke their product. You could say to the wife "Honey, I'm going to smoke a bowl of Pork Belly before I go to bed". Cross Eyed Cricket just doesn't make the taste buds swoon, but maybe a pipe full of Ham and cheese on rye would urge us to pick up the pipe. It's just a thought. If you don't like the idea, well...go smoke a bowl of rice and gravy.