Must See - The Amazing Pipe Clenching Gymnastics of Kees van Kooten

[misterlowercase]

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Kees van Kooten is a Dutch comedian.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kees_van_Kooten
He does a character "the expert", named E. Oosting,

and he has ultimate clenching control!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trS7zRaz5qA
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This is a funny skit about indoor smoking bans, he puffs his pipe and blows smoke into a revolving door LOL!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnN1i1o1cI0
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...and a few more fine examples:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQVoRPUvhYU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5-lmFXjd0g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSn0tlLucXM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SltoV9Otosw
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Counterbalance:
The stoic and serious clenching of Jacques Derrida...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNq15FcPSEA
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[ejames]

Wow,it's almost as if the pipe is part of his mouth!

 

[Chasing Embers]

Would hate to see the tooth marks on those stems!

 

[mortonbriar]

I enjoyed that!

 

[gtclark]

That final video was appropriately Derridian...i.e. a series of non-sequitur statements feigning coherence...

 

[smoelf]

That is some really impressive clenching

That final video was appropriately Derridian...i.e. a series of non-sequitur statements feigning coherence...

LOL

 

[misterlowercase]

Even after much practice,

I still can't klench as good as Kees!

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[mrbigglesworth]

Oosting; a master for sure. He even makes spilling milk down your chin look classy!

 

[brass]

I think about the time these guys invest in developing frivolous skills. I should have put some of the same effort into obtaining IT certifications.

 

[janosh]

That is unbelievable and hilarious at the same time!

 

[papipeguy]

Good stuff; his tamping technique must be something to behold.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Ha ha, hilarious!! I can do that, but I'm Southern and talk slllloooowwwweeerrrrr. So, it's less impressive. ::

And the trombone is a noce choice, but I'd want to see how well he can play the banjo. :wink:

 

[skraps]

With the way that man puffs, it's a miracle he hasn't burned his pipe out.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

...or burned his tongue off.

 

[okiescout]

That is funny. I have obviously been smoking all wrong :lol:

 

[jvnshr]

Incredible. Enjoyed the videos. Thanks for sharing.