Much Bendy Inside Out Stick

[georged]

Canned pumpkin or send to Brazil?

 

[huntertrw]

Based upon commercials that I see on television is may be possible to treat that bend if you consult with a urologist.

 

[mortonbriar]

Don't you have some pipes to fix? Enough of this swanning around!

 

[simong]

That's a new fangled 'safety match' & of no interest to me, do as you, yourself, see fit. Pray tell, why pose such a question in the first place?

 

[georged]

That's a new fangled 'safety match' & of no interest to me, do as you, yourself, see fit. Pray tell, why pose such a question in the first place?

Dunhill

Sometimes upside down, go for it.

Not happening.

 

[BingBong]

That's a new fangled 'safety match' & of no interest to me, do as you, yourself, see fit. Pray tell, why pose such a question in the first place?

Oh no no, you're thinking of Safety Vestas.

 

[georged]

Oh no no, you're thinking of Safety Vestas.

Tried 'em.

Hard to ignite, don't stay burning long enough to light a bowl, and taste like shit.

 

[OzPiper]

Special release for Ser Jacopo Insanus pipes ?

 

[woodsroad]

As long as your smoking your own pipe, nobody has to know about your bent wood.

 

[OzPiper]

Oh No !!!
A case of terminal Peyronie's Disease

 

[georged]

I am simultaneously disgusted and delighted at how my (admittedly lame) attempt to parallel the weirdness of that recently-locked thread about a (malfunctioning?) lighter (?) has been quickly dragged into even deeper water by the Usual Crew here.

 

[renfield]

In reality it is not the match which is bent, but rather the spacetime surrounding it.

 

[prairiedruid]

Pipes Magazine After Dark

 

[kcghost]

Sometimes a broken match is just a broken match.

 

[FurCoat]

So wait, this thread isn't about ED?

 

[OzPiper]

So wait, this thread isn't about ED?

Shhhhhhhh
@georged is trying his very best to be subtle

 

[ThomasS]

The worst part is, *none* of you answered his question! Now he's left with the dilema of choosing between canned pumpkin or sending to Brazil with no advice at all.

So disappointing.

 

[BingBong]

"Ceci n'est pas un allumette"

 

[brian64]

Now he's left with the dilema of choosing between canned pumpkin or sending to Brazil with no advice at all.

These are not mutually exclusive.

 

[ThomasS]

These are not mutually exclusive.

An astute point. Additionally, what if it is pickled beets? Or receiving from Ireland? What then?