Hello all, my wife bought me a set of the MM MacArthur pipes as a surprise. She mistakenly ordered the natural or raw cob finish which I absolutely detest not matter how much I feigned my excitement when I unwrapped them in my sweet darlings presence. I'm talking Clark Fable didn't have shit on my performance but I digress. Is there any way to plaster of Paris these ungainly pipes now or sand them smooth? Any custom cob workers that do this type of work? Honestly I'd throw them away but I know 6 years from now she will say "Hey I want to see those 2 pipes I bought you that one time." and you know the rest...