It's just Kevin's AI program running in the background. It's slowly creating alternate versions of all of our identities. Once the process is complete, we'll all be banned.
Figures. I finally find a place I like and now this happens. Who's this Kevin person, and how can we get rid of him?
Uhhh....yeah, sure, I understand. That's as clear it can possibly be. I admire your ability to capture the essence of a question and formulate the perfect answer. I'm sure a guy like you could explain the meaning of life. Go ahead, give it a shot. I will wait....?
I can break it down.
He owns the website (although some believe that to be a cover story and claim he is just a front man for a shady cabal known only as the Sinister Six...but that's something that hasn't come up here in a long time, so I won't mention it).
I meant bean "pot" theory. During the first year of your marriage, put one bean in a pot every time you make love to your wife, then for the rest of your marriage take one out. You'll never empty the pot.
