The lettuce stayed the distance and outlasted the PM. Upon its victory they played God Save The King and gave it some champagne. A well deserved victory .
I think the lettuce should run for PM. It'd get my vote
I think the lettuce should run for PM. It'd get my vote
Iceberg lettuce in blond wig outlasts Liz Truss
Supermarket salad is crowned winner of bizarre competition that attracted global media attention
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