Lettuce Outlasts British Prime Minister 💪

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Jun 9, 2018
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The lettuce stayed the distance and outlasted the PM. Upon its victory they played God Save The King and gave it some champagne. A well deserved victory 🥂🥳😆.

I think the lettuce should run for PM. It'd get my vote👍

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Jun 9, 2018
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Can't see that happening as the Conservatives are 30 points behind in the polls and would be annihilated.

They'll probably choose Rishi Sunak or Penny Mordaunt. A lot of regular Conservative party members and some MPs still support Boris so you never know. Especially these days.
 
Jun 9, 2018
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Did someone ask for a grossly over confident, under talented person to save the day. Say no more! I shall perform my duty, down my strawberry daiquiri, and be zipsliding in from the Caribbean forth with.
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For anyone uk based, remember QT is on tonight and Have I Got News For You is tomorrow. I am also waiting to hear from Jonathan Pie.

Boris is flying back to the UK to save the day✈️🇬🇧👍.

What could possibly go wrong? 🤷🏻‍♂️😆😂
 
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