That particular pipe was carved by Olaf Svenska, the famous Danish carver, who used the hairs on his nose to carve these fantastic shapes. As his output is small, less that 1 pipe every 5 years, and he has a huge waiting list, the price seems rather a bargain.
Oh, Olaf? I know Olaf, everybody knows Olaf! But the problem is Olaf don no Olaf, except for, that is, his nose. Olaf nos his nose because he uses it to make pipes. After he finishes he puts it in a jar by his bed so he don lose it. His mother help him in the morning put it on. Oh, dat Olaf!
Dbl. post. Sorry. Here's a bad pun for your troubles.
Max thought the night-time burglary at the California surfing museum would be a safe caper, but that was before he spotted the security cop riding a bull mastiff, blond hair blowing in the wind, and noticed the blue-and-white sign wired to the cyclone fence, "Guard dude on doggy."