In Honor of National Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day...

[huntertrw]

In honor of this day, how about a pirate joke?

Question: How much does a pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

Answer: A buccaneer!

 

[samb]

What’s a pirates favorite letter?

 

[huntertrw]

What’s a pirates favorite letter?

Alex, what is "Arrrrr"?

 

[samb]

Alex, what is "Arrrrr"?

Nay, it be the the Sea

 

[cynyr]

Why don't pirates play cards?
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Cuz th' Cap'n be standin' on th' deck!

 

[Kingsley]

 

[huntertrw]

Why did the civilian join the pirate's crew?
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Because they applied pier pressure!

 

[huntertrw]

Nay, it be the the Sea

Well played, Sir!

 

[bullet08]

Arrr? Err err crap err.. Arr!

 

[BingBong]

Pieces of Eight yarrrrr! And Navy Flake to boot.

This is a major contribution to climate stabilization.

 

[Waning Embers]

 

[huntertrw]

What did the pirate have on the front of his jeep?
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A wench!

 

[huntertrw]

How much does a hook and a peg cost a pirate?
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An arm and a leg!

 

[huntertrw]

Why does it always take so long to get things done on a ghost ship?
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Because they have a skeleton crew!

 

[huntertrw]

Blackbeard celebrated his 79th birthday last year.
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This year when he arrived at his party he shouted, "Aye matey!"

 

[wilblee]

As a pirate I keep my 2X4s in the freezer!

Why?

So I can…

SHIVER ME TIMBERS!!

 

[kcghost]

What did the pirate have on the front of his jeep?
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A wench!

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Nothing like a comely wench on the front of Jeep!!

 

[bullet08]

My wench can carry more beer than your wench, Arr!

 

[captainsousie]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants. Bartender says "isn't that uncomfortable?" The pirate says "yarr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

 

[dino]

And here be the one what started it all...Robert Newton
"Arrrg!"