Ideas for Hanging or Securing a Pipe Against Loss or Damage - During Outdoor Activities

[The Amish Tyrant]

I want twelve of those on a bandolier crossing my chest, for a full day's rotation .

Like John Popper of Blues Traveler and his harmonica vests/bandoliers?

I want a photo. It would be both hilarious and interesting to see if executed properly.

 

[aspiring_sage]

“Icicle hitch” around the stummel.

 

[jpmcwjr]

Thanks, everyone, but the OP has left the building.