I just realized...

[leparker]

I've been exposed to first hand smoke, second hand smoke and third hand smoke. Oh no, I'm going to die (someday)!

 

[msandoval858]

Just wash it all down with some quality alcohol. You'll be fine.

 

[northernneil]

I agree with coalsmoke, there is a really easy way to avoid 2nd and 3rd hand smoke! Be the smoker hahahaha!

 

[leparker]

Fourth hand smoke is the most deadly, it emanates from the auditory cavity of the anticus smoking-nazi creature when they spot people enjoying themselves....it is dangerous to life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness.

Amen brother!

 

[leparker]

Just wash it all down with some quality alcohol. You'll be fine.

Good suggestion, I think I'll try that.

 

[leparker]

First hand smoke is what I recommend.

I like that recommendation also.

 

[leparker]

Thanks guys I feel better already! Now it's time to get some first hand smoke.

 

[natibo]

I have gasses expelling from me which appear much more lethal than my pipe smoke.