“Hey grandpa, how do you properly break in a new pipe?”
Well... I suppose you smoke it!
“Should I put honey in the bowl first?”
That depends... do you want to smoke tobacco or honey?
“But how will I know I’m breaking it in right?”
Smoke will come out.
“But what if I ruin it?”
I don’t understand? Just smoke the damn thing, stupid!
“Thanks, grandpa.”
Well... I suppose you smoke it!
“Should I put honey in the bowl first?”
That depends... do you want to smoke tobacco or honey?
“But how will I know I’m breaking it in right?”
Smoke will come out.
“But what if I ruin it?”
I don’t understand? Just smoke the damn thing, stupid!
“Thanks, grandpa.”