Kind of reminds me of a joke I heard.
A young couple is finally alone, and getting ready to enjoy their first night of wedded bliss. As they are undressing, the man looks at his wife, throws her his pants and says to her, “Put these on dear.”
Not sure where this is going, but being a mischievous in her own right she smiles, and slips the pants on. As expected they are far too large for her petite frame, and as soon as she lets go of the waist they fall down around her ankles.
He then smiles and says to her, “See they don’t fit. Just remember who wears the pants in this marriage.”
Unimpressed, she continues to undress, and after taking her tiny sexy lacy panties off, she looks at him and purrs, “OK honey I get it, but here put these on.” She tosses those tiny little panties to him.
He doesn’t even try, because he’d tear them up. “These won’t fit me what’s your point?”
As she turns back the covers on the bed she sweetly, but firmly states; “Yes I know, I wear the panties in this marriage; and if you ever want to get into them you need to remember that.”
