It doesn’t have to be one or the other you know. There are places to live that have mild weather pretty much all year long
How Does the Cold Affect the Burn?
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It doesn’t have to be one or the other you know. There are places to live that have mild weather pretty much all year long
I'll take barely clad Southern girls in short shorts any day over girls in winter wear.
I'm not even sure what "swamp ass" is, unless you are referring to my first wife.
It doesn’t have to be one or the other you know. There are places to live that have mild weather pretty much all year long
I have heard. Although marking the seasons coming and going with various behavioural rituals, diet changes, and holidays is the closest I get to religious observance. I’d miss it all.
I for one sir, have never seen a cypress tree growing from someone’s ass here in the swamps of SE Georgia. Now to your remark, we have local females of the species that are labeled “swamp donkeys”. The definition you will have to Google for yourself
I'd like to add that I come from Wisconsin. I spent 30 winters in Wisconsin and Illinois before I threw in the towel and made my way to Northern CA (we're all full now though, don't come, lol).
Sure there is a certain charm to the winters in the midwest, but they last too damn long. In Chicago, where I lived for 14 years--once you get through the holiday season, you're still looking at 4 more months of snow and cold and wintry mix, etc. Everything turns gray and dead. It seems like you never see the sun, except for those days when it's -13 degrees outside. You wake up in the dark, scrape your windshields, shovel your car out, work all day, come home in the dark, shovel out a spot for your car. It gets old. Especially if you're an outdoor person.
Sure there is a certain charm to the winters in the midwest, but they last too damn long. In Chicago, where I lived for 14 years--once you get through the holiday season, you're still looking at 4 more months of snow and cold and wintry mix, etc. Everything turns gray and dead. It seems like you never see the sun, except for those days when it's -13 degrees outside. You wake up in the dark, scrape your windshields, shovel your car out, work all day, come home in the dark, shovel out a spot for your car. It gets old. Especially if you're an outdoor person.
Swamp Donkey is also a nickname for Moose here.I for one sir, have never seen a cypress tree growing from someone’s ass here in the swamps of SE Georgia. Now to your remark, we have local females of the species that are labeled “swamp donkeys”. The definition you will have to Google for yourself
I'll take barely clad Southern girls in short shorts any day over girls in winter wear.
I'm not even sure what "swamp ass" is, unless you are referring to my first wife.
Yeah, can't argue with scantily clad women.
Urban Dictionary: Swamp ass - https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Swamp%20ass
Isn't that Hunter's wife?
Yeah, I can barely do Alaska in August. I could never live in a climate below subarctic. I love a good cold winter and mild summers. Warm, humid climates are perfect for a couple weeks every couple years, but other than that, forget it.
Agreed. New York summers will leave you with moss growing in your ass crack. The winters, while harsh, can be defeated with layers.
Yep. You can always layer up, but you can only get so naked.
That's when I tell people here when they start going on about how summer is (s'posedly) soooo much better and/or endlessly bitching about winter.
i'm only 52 and already hating winter. good thing nc doesn't get that cold. shorts yr around and wear socks only when temp goes below 40.
I just get more gurgle. Not sure it's the weather so much an indicator of me being on the trajectory to becoming a drooling, doddering old fool. I've played the young and middle aged fool, I'm kind of looking forward to wearing suspenders and wandering around aimlessly with a pipe in my mouth.
i absolutely get more water in the pipe during these cold smokes. It’s been good practice, and makes me favour pipes that handle more water well, like 6mm balsa filtered pipes, reverse calabashes, and systems.
Sunny and 34 here today (Minneapolis, MN). I’m enjoying 2012 FMC in a Rich Lewis 277. No problems.
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