When I see hillbilly law I think of
@Briar Lee
Every day in my law office, for forty one years, whenever anybody came in wanting to pay their hard earned money, for a boundary dispute or over an easement by necessity or prescription —-(google those terms of legal art) ——
My mind drifted back to Bug Tussle, and my mother was young and beautiful and we sat in a new home on a paid for 300 acre farm with fat cows and fat hogs and new cars and new trucks and nice tractors and everything we might want, a veritable paradise, and she’d say
Vanny, what was our Master trying to say here?
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Agree with thine adversary quickly, whiles thou art in the way with him; lest at any time the adversary deliver thee to the judge, and the judge deliver thee to the officer, and thou be cast into prison.
Verily I say unto thee, Thou shalt by no means come out thence, till thou hast paid the uttermost farthing.
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I never took one red cent, I’d refuse even the office visit payment, if a person who didn’t grow up as privileged, and as well loved, and as secure as I was wanted to hire a surveyor and start a legal battle only lawyers could win and the client invariably lose.
Anybody who would argue with Christ on the Mount of Olives, might soon turn my ass over to the Bar Association, or sue me and raise my malpractice insurance, or spread the truth what a greedy no account piece of shit I would be, if I stirred up litigation like that.
On the other hand, my eyes would often light up, when a victim of such a lawyer came in.
With permission I’d agree to their proposal on the condition so long as each side paid their own lawyer and they went out to dinner and got to know each other better,
my client’s treat.
In this old sin cussed world full of grief and woe the last thing anyone needs is a neighbor who hates the sight of them, you know?
Here’s to you Mama, who showed me how to lawyer and prosper and live—-
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