Frickin' Egg Salad!

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wyfbane

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How the hell do I break my tooth on an egg salad sandwich!? To be fair the filling had been cracked a while, but Really? Egg salad? Not the bucket of popcorn at the movie today. Egg salad. My wife's response: aren't you glad you didn't win that crazy Pipe auction? Yo need a root canal and a crown. :P

 

pagan

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An egg salad sandwich!? I broke a tooth eating a Oatmeal Cookie Bar out of a MRE but Im afraid you got me beat with that one

 

cosmicfolklore

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I had a tooth pop in half in the middle of the night. I felt the pop and it woke me up thinking it was a nightmare. It was filled and the doc told me that when it's time to go, it just goes, no matter what your doing.

 

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dread

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I was eating a sandwich once and my tooth just disintegrated. No real pressure, it just fell apart.

 

toobfreak

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Consider yourself lucky, wyfbane, I once saw a guy eating a hard boiled egg and the yoke exploded under pressure and took out an eye! :mrgreen:

 

indianafrank

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wyfbane, that's too bad. Never heard of such a thing.
Exploding hard-boiled eggs, breaking teeth on oatmeal cookie bars, teeth popping in the middle of the night.

That's why I have them pulled whenever there's a problem.
Don't need'em. The dentures work fine. And my grand-daughter thinks its funny when I remove them.

 

wyfbane

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Luckily the tooth doesn't hurt. I should be able to limp it along til I can get in to the dentist. I dunno if I will pull it or crown it.

 

instymp

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Maybe you could recommend to your lovely Mrs. to boil the eggs not so long the next time???

 

didimauw

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I love egg salad. A couple weeks ago, we went out and were going to buy some. The wife asks "One pound?" I replied with, "Don't you and Lydia want some?"
I ended up eating that whole 2 pound container in two sittings...
As for your tooth, that sucks...

 
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