Do Zombies Poop?

[saltedplug]

I would think so given their manic drive to eat. Their digestive system may be as dead as the best of their bodies, but somehow what they've eaten must get out of the way for what they will eat, and some kind of assimilation would seem the likely answer, especially given that the mouthfuls of minimally masticated flesh are already connected to the esophagus and stomach.
But if so this necessities some functioning respiration to provide the energy necessary.
In this we see, again, how in zombie lore one question leads to another.

 

[woodsroad]

Do Zombies dry their tobacco? Do they wash out their pipes?

 

[davet]

 

[prairiedruid]

Is that how the new Condor plug is made?

 

[mechanic]

The guide to zombie survival says they just eat til they explode that is usually my go to book for knowledge on the subject. I think there is a chapter that says washing out pipes with water causes the zombie infection also.

 

[davet]

washing out pipes with water causes the zombie infection also

Along with too many relights 8O

 

[ashdigger]

Don't Zombies have shit for brains or is that the tacticool Zombie Response Team dudes?

 

[3rdguy]

That picture will be one of the warning labels next year.

 

[mikethompson]

I thought zombies don't smoke pipes, they vape?

 

[saltedplug]

davet, what a cartoon!

 

[brian64]

@davet: That is freaking hilarious. :rofl:
But even so, I must say that you guys are all a bunch of Zombiphobes.

 

[mso489]

My theory is, if it moves it poops.

 

[saltedplug]

Hm. . .then moving precedes pooping and in some sense is its necessary precondition?
To me the question becomes if poop moves, and if so is it animate, inert but wiggly in the same way as zombies are dead yet living. This is not the same as finding a frisky piece still kicking in the bowl after flushing.

 

[jpmcwjr]

@davet: That is freaking hilarious. :rofl:

It made the thread worth reading!

(not big on fart or shit topics)

But even so, I must say that you guys are all a bunch of Zombiphobes.

I've never met one, but I'd be careful if one showed up, pissing pants if a dozen arrived.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

I have a friend who’s a zombie!!

 

[jaytex1969]

Let's keep the politics out of it, Michael... :nana:

 

[npod]

I always knew I would have to make a house call here. The answer is clearly NO. Zombies don’t have a functioning myenteric plexus. And don’t get me started on the lack of an Auerbach's plexus.

 

[Chasing Embers]

The motor nerve part of the sciatic nerve is clearly functional, so why not?

 

[saltedplug]

Let's keep the politics out of it, Michael... :nana:

Yikes that's good!

 

[brian64]

I've never met one, but I'd be careful if one showed up, pissing pants if a dozen arrived.

You have to accept their culture.