Desirable Tobacco Sampler 3-27-19

[jaytex1969]

There have been a number of threads lately bemoaning the difficulties of getting your grubby mitts on the good stuff.
I want you to know that your concerns have not fallen on deaf ears.
I have met with a consortium of hoarders stockpilers connoisseurs and we have made available this sample tray to help you through the drought.
Here you will find (clockwise from the top)
1/3 gram of Butera Pelican from 1997,

1/3 gram of Penzance from 2006,

a whopping HALF gram of Samuel Gawith's Full Virginia Flake from 2012 and,

1/5 gram of Captain Black Grape from Tuesday.

Plate and pipe nail not included.
Each sample will be double bagged to ensure no cross contamination. The Grape will also be encased in a huge ball of duct tape.
First PM followed by PPFF of just $375 scores this gem.

 

[ashdigger]

If it came with a spoon and syringe, I'd be all over it.

 

[brian64]

Make those into origami unicorns and they'll sell for sure.

 

[Chasing Embers]

I'm mixing those together tomorrow.

 

[dmcmtk]

Is the sampler still available, or is it Out of Stock? :D

 

[jaytex1969]

A couple of people just wanted the Grape, but I ain't having no cherry pickin' up in here...
Still available.

 

[ssjones]

Funny, but moving to Pipe Talk.

 

[spartacus]

to save on shipping can I come pick it up?

 

[prairiedruid]

That's a great deal but I'd have to buy a larger pipe to be able to smoke all that.

 

[ashdigger]

I can't wait for someone to come along and complain about the fact you're only offering ONE.

 

[jpmcwjr]

Is there enough bits to use the Frank Method?? You do know it's the best one. Along with the world's best lighter, the Zumpfkopft.

 

[didimauw]

375? Are you insane?
650, and I'll take it.

Final offer.

 

[scloyd]

I would buy that right now but, I'm out of 1/32 pint mason jars.

 

[carolinachurchwarden]

Hey Cap'n! How's Jay got all this extra loot just lyin' around? You paying him somethin' extra special more than the rest of the lot or somethin'? There's talk aboard the ship about how he's been sellin' hisself for extree...profits. Jay ain't become a lady in waiting has he? I mean all that Grape he's got two days age on is proof in itself!

 

[jaytex1969]

I may be a waitin' but I'm far from a lady. Or at least they get as far away as they can, usually.

 

[jvnshr]

I would have bought it but $0 for shipping is killing me.

 

[mso489]

It's a once in a lifetime offer for sure.

 

[didimauw]

Ok 800.00 but I want only half. There's no way I'd smoke all that tobacco.

 

[mechanic]

<p>I was gonna purchase but at that price has to be a scam proablly just lane limited stuff when something sounds to good it usually is if it would have be western union payments only would have got me.

 

[hawky454]

Hahahaha! Good stuff and so very generous of you, Jay. I’m glad to call you a fellow Austinite.