Cat Poem

[georged]

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a cat.

A cat, I say! Not a bat,

Or a rat,

Or a gnat...

A cat.


And he wasn't fat,

Or live in a vat,

Or wear no hat...

Nope, nuttin' like dat.


He just sat.

On a mat.

Waitin' to be pat.

 

[didimauw]

?

Indeed....

 

[workman]

I liked my cat
'till he shat
in my hat

 

[jaytex1969]

Dr. Seuss on drugs?

 

[canucklehead]

My cat is fat. I feed her the proper measured amount of kitty chow, but she bullies our dog and eats the dog's food too. Then she gets bad gas and farts a lot.

 

[Country Bladesmith]

See, this kinda stuff right here is why dog people think cat people are weird! ?

I kid, I kid.

 

[kcghost]

This thread could get real funny with a little effort.

 

[redrooster1977]

I liked my cat
'till he shat
in my hat

Very good.

 

[wolflarsen]

 

[beefeater33]

George, I like your poetry, but ........................ you need some pipes to restore?......... I've got some shitty old Dunhills if your interested...................