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renfield

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Please don't take the baby to the liquor store
It's not the kind of bottle he's been cryin' for
Take the milk money and walk right out the door
But please don't take the baby to the liquor store

Don't store the whiskey bottles on the lowest lying shelves
Easily accessible to tiny little elves
Neighbors start to gossip when our children start to play
Crown Royal bags aren't mittens on a cold winter's day


The Reverend Horton Heat
 

kcghost

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Another classic that I like is from "Angel Band"

"Oh come angel band
Come and around me stand
Oh bear me away on your snow white wings
To my immortal home
"

Angel Band by the Stanley Brothers and heard over the credits on "O Brother, Where Art Thou".
 

JOHN72

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Part of what makes it so funny is the story, based on the subtitles (assuming they're accurate), made no sense whatsoever.
The only thing I like, It's how he laughs. I think Cosmic he won't scold me............😜 But I can sing this too..........Hey Cosmic, hey, hey, Cosmic, hey, hey, hey Cosmic, together on the meadow, smoking dung and we drink old whisky.............hey, hey ,hey my ear itches. So the hell John, oh yes, oh yes, ooohhhh yes damn dung..........
 
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mikefu

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"Quick to the point, to the point, no fakin'
Cooking MCs like a pound of bacon" -Vanilla Ice

"The sound of the music makin' you insane
You can't explain to people this type of mind frame
And like a bottle of Chateau Neuf Du Pape
I'm fine like wine when I start to rap" -Beastie Boys

"Pass me the scalpel, I'll make an incision
I'll cut off the part of your brain that does the bitching
Put it in formaldehyde and put it on the shelf
And you can show it to your friends and say that's my old self" -Beastie Boys