Another "Male" Pipe. What are they thinking?

[spartan]

Uh huh...
http://smokingpipes.com/pipes/new/tokutomi/moreinfo.cfm?product_id=102168
I'm at a loss for words. Why can't they make pipes that have women parts? :crazy:
Thoughts?

 

[dervis]

Most of posts like this I have to stretch to see it, not this one. This one is plain as day. Holy Cow!

 

[rigmedic1]

You don't need to be old to say it, my friend. +1!!!

 

[gwtwdbss]

OMG did anyone read the description that goes along with this pipe? :rofl:

 

[msandoval858]

Umm...
No.

 

[brian64]

That is truly disturbing. Thanks Spartan, you have definitely helped my budget...PAD is now in full remission.

OMG did anyone read the description that goes along with this pipe?

I did now... :rofl:

 

[deleon]

That's just wrong!

 

[jpberg]

It's a Toku, he made it because he can. Quite possibly the greatest living carver. Would I buy the pipe? Probably not, but he's still Toku, student of Sixten, and inheritor of Nordh briar. Above awesome.

 

[grizzly86]

I don't think I could smoke it if it was given to me.

 

[papipeguy]

Good for smoking Nutty Irishman.

 

[spartan]

I agree Jpberg, the carver is amazing once you've seen what he can do.
And if I were a collector with the cash, I might buy this purely to display it and laugh at people when they saw it.
The fact that he made this on purpose makes it all the more funny.
Edit: Whoever buys it should frame Ted's description of the pipe.
Priceless. Well... $1000

 

[mluyckx]

Ugly...
And then this thought popped in my head "What would you use to tamp this with ?".... finger tamping ???? Heck no !! :rofl:
Now I need a bowl and a stiff drink to forget that horrific thought.

 

[gnatjulio]

Good thing the shaft......uuuhh.....the stem is very narrow. tho i could never smoke out of that it would be an awesome show piece.

 

[elwin]

I wouldn't touch that pipe with a six foot pole.

Paul Wieznuski, a six foot Pole, said he wouldn't touch it either...

 

[jpberg]

As far as I'm concerned, Tokutomi can do no wrong. He can make as many nutsack pipes as he wants, hell, he can make a full blown raging hard on dick pipe and I'll still defend him.
I am in awe of his skill, of his history, and of his reverence for those who carved before him. I wish I had a picture of the poker that he made from one of the blocks that Bo left him, it was the most perfect pipe I have ever seen, absolute perfection in briar, a loving tribute to a man who inspired him, and kept his connection with the masters alive. Just stunning, and awe inspiring.

 

[shawn]

Do we still have a few ladies here? I would be interested in their point of view.

 

[ichbinmuede]

:rofl:
Hahaha ohhh geeze! I won't call it ugly because that would be sort of insulting to the gender that I am but geeze! Honestly if I were a man with a goodly amount of disposable income I would buy that. I'm not sure I could bring myself to put it in my mouth but I would definitely give that one a fine and eye catching display. One hell of a conversation starter...then again that could also be a good reason to smoke it in public. :laughat:

 

[gwtwdbss]

I just hope that thing never ends up in a Pipe Girl shoot

 

[weezell]

Hmmmmmmmm no 8O

 

[crpntr1]

I wonder if that's what happens if you don't "wash yer winky "