If I wasn't locked in to one pipe right now, I'd hire you! Cheap labor right there!My initial inclination was to agree with the consensus here, which is basically telling the OP that picking a pipe is as personal a decision as picking a spouse, and since it's based on personal taste and preferences no-one else can tell him what to do. That line of thought made me reconsider however; there is much data to suggest that arranged marriages are on the whole more successful than love matches. It follows that the people on this forum are exactly the right ones to tell the OP what he should buy with his $300. In the United States marriage brokers can charge $25k for a stream of candidates over time plus a bonus when one is selected. I think a similar, although reasonably scaled back variant, of this approach would be fair here. If you're interested I'll have my attorney draw up a contract and after a brief DocuSign encounter I'll start curating a selection of pipes for you to evaluate.
Yes. But if he only has $300 to spend, on the latter, I suggest a short girl and to hide any guns in a tall cabinet. — She may still get him, but at least he’ll hear her dragging the chair across the floor and have a fightin chance.Get the one you like and think will keep you happy for awhile. Sort of like picking a girlfriend, not like picking a hooker for 30 min.