3 Hots And A Cot

[3rdguy]

I worked the 4th this year and my station was in on this.....person.
https://heavy.com/news/2018/07/matthew-voseberg/

 

[pepesdad1]

Nut case...he will get his wish.

 

[carolinachurchwarden]

Iowa huh? My wife's from Des Moines. I reckon it takes all types to make this crazy world go round. Least he was decent enough to let his neighbor know.

 

[3rdguy]

Yea we are far East, right on the Mississippi.

 

[philobeddoe]

May his wish be granted!

 

[Waning Embers]

Makes me miss the days when the neighborhood cat lady was as nutty as you heard about.

 

[aldecaker]

The imbecile forgot that in this case, it'll be "3 hots, a cot, and all the sex you never wanted". What a dipshit.

 

[bnichols23]

Huh-boy. Some people...

 

[jaytex1969]

I have no worries. I AM my neighborhood's cat lady...
He could have enlisted or something. I, too, hope he realizes his "dream".

 

[Waning Embers]

I AM my neighborhood's cat lady...

Me too.

 

[sablebrush52]

The imbecile forgot that in this case, it'll be "3 hots, a cot, and all the sex you never wanted". What a dipshit.

What makes you so sure he doesn't want it?

 

[aldecaker]

Fair point, Sable. I've certainly heard of stranger things!

 

[3rdguy]

He will get his wish, has a history of priors.

 

[mso489]

If his other brain cell had been working, and he wanted 3 hots and a cot, and all the sex he ever wanted, this could be attained by waiting until all the stores close and breaking a big pane glass store window and waiting around for the police to arrive, with little likelihood of hurting anyone else. Fire has a nasty habit of killing various innocent residents or bystanders or fire fighters possibly leading to execution, which shortens the hots, cots, and sex. But the brain cell was lonely and not working well. I shouldn't make fun. It's a miserable life this person has invented for himself. Worse and worse.

 

[judcole]

It's a miserable life this person has invented for himself.

I'm with mso on this one. Really sad when there is some person who is in such bad shape that the only thing he can do to get food and a place to sleep is start fires.

 

[mikethompson]

I had no idea what '3 hots' were until now. My pipesmagzine education continues!