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Nov 17, 2010
The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil.
Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School.

Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sitting there half asleep'.

'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'

When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind

her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class..
A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'

But Susie didn't stir from her slumber..

Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.

'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.

And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she

had her twenty-third child?'

Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted,

'If you stick me with that damn thing one more time, I'll break it in half!'
The nun fainted



Preferred Member
Nov 19, 2009
Chicago, IL

We used to have a way of back-folding metal bobby pins so that

they'd spring open and sting whomever you poked with it. c.1956 :lol:



Senior Member
Jan 18, 2012
Just fell out of my chair, tears are still coming. One of the best / cleanest jokes about catholic school I have heard in years.


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