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  1. georged

    Ever Heard the Electric Device Orchestra? If Not, Here Ya Go...

    Yes, it's real. (Meaning it's what you'd hear if you were in the room. It's not some overlaid computer mix.)
  2. georged

    Decided to Change My Name

    Huh?! Unlike Burbankians, we Flyover guys don't NEED porn. Why? We are surrounded by a vast number of these:
  3. georged

    Decided to Change My Name

    Hey. I already slobber everywhere, OK? And, yes, there was a time when a straghtjacket (several of them, actually) was, um, part of my daily wardrobe... I just think of the rest of the world being slobber-and-jacket challenged. But you seem to be intimating those are BAD things... Wait...
  4. georged

    Decided to Change My Name

    This guy gets it.
  5. georged

    Decided to Change My Name

    Note to board: "Plentitude" means 6600 pounds of pre-1970 Balkan-Sobranie, Escudo, John Cotton, and so forth in a temp controlled cave under his house.
  6. georged

    Decided to Change My Name

    Now that's just silly. Deer and humans are genetically different. Enough that a lab can easily distinguish the difference between tissue/DNA samples 100% of the time. That's like saying a squid can turn itself into a tortoise, a cat can turn itself into a dog, or a male human can become a...
  7. georged

    Decided to Change My Name

    My great grandmother's mother's third cousin twice removed on her father's side was Welsh, Cosmic, meaning your remark wounds me deeply...
  8. georged

    Decided to Change My Name

    Do you mean felt it in an abstract way, or an experiential one? (If the latter, know that it's never too late to call a helpline)
  9. georged

    Decided to Change My Name

    Funny that jguss would comment on this thread, because something interesting regarding HIS name has dogged him his whole life. Anyone who has been around him knows that anytime someone is NOT speaking---no matter where he is, outdoors, indoors, at home, restaurants, whatever---he shouts, "Yes...
  10. georged

    Decided to Change My Name

    Damn, son. That's a FINE idea! Don't know why I didn't think of it. It will make the space problem twice as bad, though... (Life wasn't always this hard. What the hell is goin' on, I wonder?)
  11. georged

    Decided to Change My Name

    I feel a spiritual connection to two geographic names. The first is a hill in New Zealand, and the second is a town in Wales: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch The problem is that...
  12. georged

    Latest Find: Old, Odd Shape, Black Spot Dunhill

    Yeah, but it's confusing down there. Did you know they have a different word for everything? Definitely some cool hills in the south, though:
  13. georged

    Latest Find: Old, Odd Shape, Black Spot Dunhill

    Don't you love it when tangential insanity erupts in a forum without warning? Ah, humans... rotf
  14. georged

    Latest Find: Old, Odd Shape, Black Spot Dunhill

    But wait... there's MORE! An English company made the object... an object that could conceivably BE purchased by a German who might one day flee to Argentina.... Meaning the entirety of England, both in the abstract and territorial sense, should be cancelled as well.
  15. georged

    Latest Find: Old, Odd Shape, Black Spot Dunhill

    Definitely not a fake. Explanation(s) of the assorted stamping details will forever be conjecture. Hardly unique in that way, though. Inconsistencies abound on legit specimens. (I imagine keeping everything straight all day every day in Dunhill's small stamping room---a bench and chair...
  16. georged

    Another Bridge Bites The Dust 😬

    Must be a pipesmoker/KevinBoard thing. lol I actually saw this in my rearview mirror. https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna4986957 It was about a quarter mile back (I was westbound, and the land rises going into the mountains so sightlines are long), so it wasn't like I got hit by flying junk or...
  17. georged

    Another Bridge Bites The Dust 😬

    https://artbabridgereport.org/
  18. georged

    Peterson Pipe Book Now Available in Paperback

    Recommended accompaniments when reading:
  19. georged

    Jack Howell Big Ass Billiard

    What a piece of embarrassingly bad absolute junk. So nasty that I hereby offer to sacrifice myself to save you and your reputation. (That monstrosity merely being within the boundaries of California will be enough to sully you)... Have Jack send it to me. :col: