My Wife Finally Popped The Question

[anotherbob]

my girlfriend asks me why I don't buy more tobacco if I like it so much. She is awesome.

 

[Akousticplyr]

My reply is always-“do you need another pair of shoes?”
Usually works.

 

[dcicero]

All of it. I need all the tobacco.

 

[mtwaller]

My fiancé is incredibly cool about my pipe smoking hobby, and even she says the same thing. But I’ll be damned if I ever have to live a day without Plum Pudding/Mississippi River and their SR variants. So I’m steadily cellaring while I can. I’ve always envisioned my ideal cellar as a smallish walk-in closet stacked floor to ceiling with tobacco. Maybe once I get there in some years I’ll be satisfied? Maybe not? Guess we’ll see.

 

[troyniss]

My cellar back in the states has quite a bit, but always adding more. My cellar here in South Korea is close to 3lbs, all of them open jars. I think it should last me through the year. I decided I'm not opening anymore tins here in Korea. There's a B&M that has some aged Vintage Syrian, a healthy array of SG blends and some Balkan Sobranie that I might dive in on before I leave for good. They can always be used in a trade, smoked or sold down the road.

 

[AlabamaDan]

Well, my cellar has 3oz right now. ?

 

[Casual]

Well, my cellar has 3oz right now. ?

The Great Pyramid began with a single block.

 

[odobenus]

Some time ago, the cellaring of pipe tobacco and cigars became something that I am moderately furtive about. If the package arrives during the day (I'm a farmer, so usually nearby), and I have the opportunity the unpack it and recycle the box before she gets home, it's like it never happened, right?
That being said, she bought me a box of Caldwell Eastern Standard Manzanitas for the holidays, and she hates the smell of cigars. That is love right there.

 

[Saintwilliam]

My wife is on board with the tobaccopcylse issue for now. We are planning on children soon so that will be my cut off. So I’m trying to cellar what I can before then. But she’s been great about it. Gotta say.

 

[cossackjack]

WIFE/SWMBO: “Do you NEED more tobacco?

ME: “Yes, dear. Thank you.”

 

[Chasing Embers]

My wife's cellar just hit 100 pounds over the holidays.

 

[Worknman]

Every new box that arrives I get the same "Are you done prepping for the apocalypse?" Me: "No, and its the tobaccopocalypse to be exact "

 

[Frozenoak]

I prep otherwise as well so tobacco is just another thing in the cellar. She doesn't know it but I have quite a few cartons of her cigarettes (menthol) socked away in there too. I suspect the tobaccopocalypse will effect her too.

 

[kcghost]

What ever you don't say "I need more tobacco than I need you". You'll never hear the gunshot.