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  1. Chaukisch

    Moore County Substation Attack

    Don't be sorry, I should be. As always. You guys, I don't want to ruin any of your days or beliefs. I'm just some drunk stumblebum with my own fucked up thoughts. You go on an believe in what I have forsaken. Live happily, always enjoy! I like to believe in Jesus and all that stuff, wouldn't...
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    Whole Leaf Perique Next Steps

    Cut it up, pack it, enjoy the smoke. I wish I had some whole leaf perique.
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    Moore County Substation Attack

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_100,000 All those appreciated old school nazis from Operation Paperclip. Don't get me started. Lead poisoning, downwinders...
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    Moore County Substation Attack

    It's no use, I have dazzled many trained psychologists with my thoughts. And believe me, I've met plenty. I spent a whole year in a looney bin. They don't know how to handle ego death or any sort of thought that goes into that direction. They're all very much incompetent, they have no idea...
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    Moore County Substation Attack

    Like the burning of the library of Alexandria. They say it put us back about a thousand years.
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    My Boy's Birthday Today - He's 5!

    Why, that must be the guy with the purple sash and the black moustache! Happy birthday, Norm! Live on long! puffy
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    hey yall from Alabama

    Very good people!
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    Moore County Substation Attack

    I never planned to live that long but good on you, man! I hope I'll get another drive of live if I ever reach your kind of age.
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    Moore County Substation Attack

    This is nothing. Let me live another 30 years and I'll be able to report horrors that are far out and beyond. I'm 33 years old and I already yearn for death. The biggest adventure and pleasure I'll ever have amongst this degenerated and perverted thing that calls itself mankind. Look at how...
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    hey yall from Alabama

    Happy smokes from Northern Germany and welcome to this fine forum. puffy
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    Losing Track of your Pipes

    I recently lost my Czech, that was an insult all by itself. The last thing I lost was a wallet with 30 Eurobucks in it, when I was about 14 years old. I might lose anything including my life but I'll never lose a pipe, no matter how cheap it was. I might handle and break them like the brute I am...
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    What Are You Listening To? - December 2022

    I think I posted this before but what the hell, this one always fits any current mood. We Europeans have a very special relation to the Bud Spencer and Terence Hill movies. I still think that the German dub is the best. We made up an especially comedic dub. Anyway, those two guys surely left...
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    ***What Are You Smoking, December 2022?***

    My own coffee blend in the sawn-off, once again. Probably my favorite flavored blend so far, although it could use just a little bit more sweetness or at least some other sweet flavor. Getting a few drinks in yourself I see? Double posting and all? Eh? 😁 The next batch of your Clay King...
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    ***What Are You Smoking, December 2022?***

    Indeed, I like it! It's a very similar approach although mine was much more barbaric. I used a strong duct tape (we call it "tank tape", "Panzerband" over here) to hold the two pieces together, than bound it with the thick hemp twine which I soaked in ugly plastic glue. The fumes and their...
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    Can you spray cologne inside the bowl ?

    You can do anything. The more important question is "should I?". And in this case you definitely should not. I've heard of people using this cheap and fake lemon kind of stuff instead of cleaning liquids that were especially made for pipes. Actually I only ever heard it from that one YouTuber...