Festivus: Let the Airing of Grievances Begin!

[dctune]

Title edited. No all caps! Ugh! -jpm

THE WAY MY FINGERTIPS SMELL AFTER PULLING THROUGH A PIPE CLEANER.

 

[Brendan]

OR, BETTER YET..
THE WAY I ALWAYS SMELL MY FINGERS AFTER USING PIPE CLEANERS EVEN THOUGH I KNOW IT STINKS I JUST HAVE TO GROSS MYSELF OUT!

 

[gamzultovah]

THAT I FEEL COMPELLED TO CONTRIBUTE TO THIS!!!

 

[mikethompson]

 

[gamzultovah]

BIRDS THAT SMOKE!!!

 

[dctune]

OR, BETTER YET..
THE WAY I ALWAYS SMELL MY FINGERS AFTER USING PIPE CLEANERS EVEN THOUGH I KNOW IT STINKS I JUST HAVE TO GROSS MYSELF OUT!

THIS!!!!

 

[dctune]

MY DOG LITERALLY JUST STOLE MY SAUSAGE BISCUIT WHEN I WENT TO THE FRIDGE.

 

[username]

WHEN MY LIGHTER RUNS OUT OF FUEL DURING A RELIGHT!

 

[Grangerous]

DO FARTS HAVE… LUMPS ?

 

[Simmerdown☕️]

MY FATHER YELLED AT ME ONCE…I’VE BEEN TRAUMATIZED EVER SINCE. ?️

 

[Kozeman]

MY FATHER YELLED AT ME ONCE…I’VE BEEN TRAUMATIZED EVER SINCE. ?️

MY FATHER YELLED AT ME ALL THE TIME. YOU BUILD UP A TOLLERANCE AFTER A WHILE.

 

[kurtbob]

When I head to the back porch with a loaded pipe with the dog in tow. The second my ass hits the chair, the dog decides that he must urgently go out front to use the bathroom only to discover it was only for a “yard check”?

 

[jpmcwjr]

People who write in all caps!
People who cannot form a coherent title on threads they start, much less use upper and lower case letters per the rules,

 

[btp79]

bs "delivery attempted" status updates from UPS and Amazon when I know damn well someone was home all day!

 

[Waning Embers]

Text lacks vocal inflection. All caps emphasizes the yelling of airing of grievances as per the thread theme.

 

[markus]

Working on Christmas Eve, Eve when all of my co-workers are off today. I sent out an email and everyone replied back "Are you working today?".
Hell even my wife has the day off!

 

[dctune]

People who write in all caps!
People who cannot form a coherent title on threads they start, much less use upper and lower case letters per the rules,

I FEEL SEEN.

 

[dctune]

PRETZELS ARE THE WORST INGREDIENT IN CHEX MIX.

 

[FurCoat]

Text lacks vocal inflection. All caps emphasizes the yelling of airing of grievances as per the thread theme.

Or they might be an engineer. I can't count how many emails I've written in upper case before I realize caps lock is on.

 

[gamzultovah]

People who write in all caps!
People who cannot form a coherent title on threads they start, much less use upper and lower case letters per the rules,