Bullet Neerup Easy Cut Smoothe Bent Brandy

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Bullet IMP Meerschaum: Medium Smooth Freehand Sitter
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    The thing is I have tried Meershaums a few times before, and I was not overly impressed with the taste. In fact I did not like it

    However at the time due to my “Latakia Allergy”, I was smoking Captain Black Royal and MacBarens.

    As I am now smoking only English and Balkan Blends, I am hoping for some great epiphany.

    One of the things that always turned me off about Meerschaums was also the ornate figures, that I can only describe as something from the “Grotesque Era”.

    Many of the faces are actually hideous, why would you want to have a pipe that is an effigy of your mother-in-law.

    ps. Its customary to give newborns gifts so I’ll make it easy for you guys, you don’t even have to leave your house and go to the Mall, full of obnoxious Anti-Smoking Nazis with their badly behaved ankle biters running around. You can purchase the necessary items over the internet, from the comfort of your own home from any good Tobacconist

    100 gms. Each of McLellands Bombay Extra and Frog Morton on the Bayou

     

     

    4 Responses to “I’m Expecting Twins, I ordered these two babies yesterday”

    1. python said:

      Those are a couple of nice looking pipes John!

      Enjoy them!

    2. mate said:

      I will as soon as you send the baby gifts, as you missed this part I’ll repost

      “ps. Its customary to give newborns gifts so I’ll make it easy for you guys, you don’t even have to leave your house and go to the Mall, full of obnoxious Anti-Smoking Nazis with their badly behaved ankle biters running around. You can purchase the necessary items over the internet, from the comfort of your own home from any good Tobacconist
      100 gms. Each of McLellands Bombay Extra and Frog Morton on the Bayou”

      cant blame a feller for trying

    3. Kevin said:

      Nice pipes! Isn’t it fun buying pipes? If that was me, I would be like a kid waiting for Santa Claus to arrive on Christmas.

    4. mate said:

      Sure is but with 2 added problems for me:

      1) After they get to Miami, I have to wait a week or more for them to get to Trinidad

      2) Then I have to pay Customs Duties and Vat, on top of what I paid in USA. So I am not just supporting US corrupt, self serving Politicians and Government Officials who are usually Anti-Smoking Nazis, but the ones here too.

      I would have asked Fellow Member dunendain to send me some coyotes from Southern California, to get rid of them. but he says Quote “Yeah Coyotes are picky eaters. Rabbits, birds, cats , small dogs, but no PIGS.”

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