Cathy “My Best Friend”     July 21st, 2009

Actually my wife says she is my only friend as no one else can put up with me.

Now Cathy and her significant other Robert, own a beach house, that we often spend weekends at.

Sometime Cathy and I will go up a day or two before the others and we are there alone. It make people wonder but as neither my wife or Robert object, who gives a dam.

Any way tomorrow is Cathy’s Birthday, she is the easiest woman to buy presents for as she will smoke anything from Captain Black to Copes Escudo. If only all women were so easy to please.

But  here is the big thing, I just called Cathy and told her that we only had a few hours to get up to any hanky panky that we had missed out on before when we were unchaperoned at the beach house.

She obviously wanted to know why.Cathy under the bamboo patch

So I told her, that as she was aware I don’t have many scruples, but one of my strict rules was that I would only hit on women between 16 to 60. So she has until midnight to take me up on my offer.

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4 Responses to “Cathy “My Best Friend””

  1. Kevin said:

    Ha ha ha! The clock was ticking on that one.

  2. python said:

    Lol! Funny story!

  3. mate said:

    Well Cathy never took me up on the offer, and as of midnight she reached my cut off “Use By Date”

    But any way, I’ll be going to her house shortly to deliver her Birthday Present

    1 Mac Barens Navy Mixture
    1 Mac Barens Roll Cake

    Imagine if we could give all the women in our lives Tobacco for birthdays, christmas, anniversary etc., instead of useless things like flowers, jewelry, shoes, handbags and stinky perfume.

  4. Kevin said:

    “Imagine if we could give all the women in our lives Tobacco for birthdays, christmas, anniversary etc., instead of useless things like flowers, jewelry, shoes, handbags and stinky perfume.”

    LOL! That would be awesome!

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