Your Best Sexual Experience Involving Royal Yacht......and a Supermodel
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I can't name the supermodel because her lawyers will have a conniption fit, but, I was outside a hotel in New Yawk on a business trip, and this incredibly attractive woman exited her limousine and walked up to the door.
"I am so bored," she said. "There are no longer experiences of great intensity to distract me."
"Aha!" I said, whipping out a briar and a tin of Royal Yacht. "I have a solution for you!"
We smoked until dawn, several bowls, and then she disappeared into the aether... with my tin of Royal Yacht.
I am cheered that it found a good home...
"I am so bored," she said. "There are no longer experiences of great intensity to distract me."
"Aha!" I said, whipping out a briar and a tin of Royal Yacht. "I have a solution for you!"
We smoked until dawn, several bowls, and then she disappeared into the aether... with my tin of Royal Yacht.
I am cheered that it found a good home...
I'm pretty sure I was smoking Royal Yacht while watching the movie classic, National Lampoon's Vacation. When Christie Brinkley first appeared driving that red sports car I specifically remember my pipe relighting by itself.
I met this beautiful but blonde super model who engaged in RYO using Royal Yacht. Whilst laying on her hotel bed I asked her in passing why she was so well built with such a toned body. She told me shut up a keep sucking her ..... pipe! :rofl:
What a great quote!
RY has become the most overhyped tobacco on the forum since Penzance. Historians: What preceded that?
RY has become the most overhyped tobacco on the forum since Penzance. Historians: What preceded that?
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