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kyriefurro

Starting to Get Obsessed
Jul 14, 2013
223
3
You set your alarm clock an hour earlier than you used to so you have enough time for a pipe with your morning cup of coffee :D

 

latbomber

Part of the Furniture Now
May 10, 2013
570
4
-Your friends wonder why you are always talking about "building" cakes

-You have used a pipe cleaner for its intended purpose

-When you go camping your fires produce alot of smoke, but no flames

-You have made your wife/girlfriend roll her eyes when learning about new PAD/TAD, and subsequently kept the following ones secret

-Your beard grows 5x as fast as a normal mans

-You are a walking dictionary on different types of tobaccos, and their history

-You are always one match away from going on vacation :D

 

locopony

Part of the Furniture Now
Jun 7, 2011
710
3
You smoke your pipe while having sex

You stop said sex when the pipe goes out to relight

You keep a pipe stashed in your beard

Hold conversation while clinching

 

kyriefurro

Starting to Get Obsessed
Jul 14, 2013
223
3
When you don't find anything unusual about an ad featuring a smoking Sasquatch.
That's a Sasquatch? I just thought he was in dire need of a shave! :lol:

 

mso489

Lifer
Feb 21, 2013
41,210
60,433
When your three cats -- after feeding time, then later treat time, habitually line up to watch you blow smoke rings

you don't even try to do.

 

mso489

Lifer
Feb 21, 2013
41,210
60,433
When you tell someone who has never seen you smoke a pipe that you are a pipe smoker, and they smile and say, "Oh, of course!"

 

zack24

Lifer
May 11, 2013
1,726
2
...you find yourself saving the tiny umbrellas from the fruity drinks at the tiki bar so you can stick them in your pipe and still smoke on the back deck when it's raining without getting your tobacco wet...(I'm not crazy- I just have a couple fo guys coming over for smoking and dinner and it's raining like Noahs Ark on my deck at the moment)

 

werdna

Can't Leave
Jun 6, 2013
360
2
You stop said sex when the pipe goes out to relight
you find yourself saving the tiny umbrellas from the fruity drinks at the tiki bar so you can stick them in your pipe and still smoke on the back deck when it's raining without getting your tobacco wet
:rofl:
Stop it....you guys are killing me. I gotta go change my pants.

 

ssjones

Moderator
Staff member
May 11, 2011
18,322
11,087
Maryland
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You spend five times longer selecting pipes and tobacco for vacation versus the time spent packing your clothes......

If spotted ouside without a pipe, your friends and neighbors ask if you forgot to bring it and they assume the answer is yes. versus just deciding not to smoke on that occasion.

 

ghost

Lifer
May 17, 2012
2,001
4
When http://pipesmagazine.com/forums/ is listed as your second home address.

 

mgolfd

Might Stick Around
Nov 19, 2012
68
1
Brooklyn, N.Y.
kids are screaming wife going crazy asking for you for help and you disappear in the backyard with your favorite pipe and bacci like nothing is going on.

 
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