You know you have PAD when.......

biloxi123

Might Stick Around

Apr 13, 2011

74

0

Layton, UT

• Mar 10, 2012

• #1

Ok ladies and gents, while looking at the most recent pipe babe, I found myself fixating more on just which Savinelli she was smoking than her. It occurred to me that I've got PAD real bad!!!! Just for kicks, please share your "moments of clarity" with the rest of us by completing the statement in this thread's title.

 

batdemon

Part of the Furniture Now

Dec 20, 2011

834

0

• Mar 11, 2012

• #2

......you never think of a bulldog as having 4 legs and a tail.

 

brian64

Lifer

Jan 31, 2011

9,629

14,733

• Mar 11, 2012

• #3

I don't know. I can't remember what it feels like to NOT have it.

 

zanthal

Lifer

Dec 3, 2011

1,835

1

Pleasanton, CA

• Mar 11, 2012

• #4

When you have more pipes racked, than blends cellared.

 

rigmedic1

Lifer

May 29, 2011

3,896

75

• Mar 11, 2012

• #5

66 pipes, 50 tobaccos. Must be PAD.

 

tobakenist

Lifer

Jun 16, 2011

1,500

1,363

68

Middle England

• Mar 11, 2012

• #6

When it takes 2 hours to decide which pipe to smoke.

 

shawn

Part of the Furniture Now

Jan 1, 2012

532

0

• Mar 11, 2012

• #7

when you search for loose change to help with your purchasing allowance.

 

tokerpipes

Lifer

Jan 16, 2012

2,042

690

46

Eatonville, WA

• Mar 11, 2012

• #8

When you consider pawning the wifes engagment ring for than awsome Boswell.
Don't worry your next paycheck will get it out, oh wait new Petersen lighter? Eh, she don't wear it any more. :rofl:

 

cajunguy

Part of the Furniture Now

Jan 22, 2012

756

1

Metairie, LA

• Mar 11, 2012

• #9

When...
You find a particularly appealing pipe and "A Time for Us" starts playing in your thoughts.

 

igloo

Lifer

Jan 17, 2010

4,083

5

woodlands tx

• Mar 11, 2012

• #10

like this . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emuVLVylBiA&feature=related

 

deyro

Might Stick Around

Feb 11, 2011

95

1

• Mar 11, 2012

• #11

When you're broke and realize you can use the Walmart gift card you got for Christmas to buy food so you can spend what little cash you have to buy a pipe

 

kmreleaser

Lurker

Mar 8, 2012

23

0

• Mar 11, 2012

• #12

When you are waiting for the moment at evening when you are alone drinking a nice tea smoking a pipe and searching for few more on ebay although theoretically you have more enough to rotate.

 

jchaplick

Lifer

May 8, 2011

1,702

9

• Mar 11, 2012

• #13

When you decide eating ramen for 2 weeks is worth another pipe

 

irishsmoker

Lifer

Feb 14, 2012

1,177

0

• Mar 11, 2012

• #14

When.... Your agruement to get a new pipe is so it will match your favorite shirt.

 

punkpiper

Starting to Get Obsessed

May 12, 2011

150

0

• Mar 11, 2012

• #15

When you find yourself staring at it for a week and exhibiting symptoms that would be considered stalking if it was a human.

 

briarpipeboiler

Might Stick Around

Feb 21, 2012

96

0

Louisville

• Mar 11, 2012

• #16

The fact that there is a "PIPE BABES" link cracks me up.
lulz
There are some hawts tho.

 

juvat270

Part of the Furniture Now

Aug 1, 2011

557

1

• Mar 11, 2012

• #17

...you own more than one Dr. Grabow.

 

monstermash51

Starting to Get Obsessed

Jan 13, 2012

119

0

• Mar 11, 2012

• #18

"I'll take this one, and that one, oooh and that one looks nice, hey! this one too!.........."

 

briarpipeboiler

Might Stick Around

Feb 21, 2012

96

0

Louisville

• Mar 11, 2012

• #19

Speaking of PAD, I am gunning for 3 pipes that end today on EBay. I only have 3 tho (2 Bjarne, 1 Sav) so this will solidify my collection.
I did recently win 3 bowls (Bari, Sav, Owl Shop) but I'm not sure if I want to take the time to pick stems, take somewhere, shine up, etc. etc etc
Not going to give details as other here may be gunning for the same, but I plan on winning all 3.
Wish me luck!
Will update later...

 

briarpipeboiler

Might Stick Around

Feb 21, 2012

96

0

Louisville

• Mar 12, 2012

• #20

Boom baby!
Got all three. Go here for details >>> http://pipesmagazine.com/forums/topic/ebay-ftw?replies=1#post-193335