Why are these auction descriptions the way they are?

I'm sure my description will identify them, so I won't put a name here. Does anyone know the story behind the eBay seller of estate pipes whose descriptions consist of a large paragraph that's one very long, confusing run-on sentence? They also occasionally post vintage fishing gear, and those auctions have very easy-to-read descriptions. Is there a reason for this kind of writing? They used to have an estate pipes website, with the same sort of descriptions. I've pasted an example below:
Up for Sale is One Gorgeous Large and a 6 Inch Long Fabulously Inserted Double Brass Wedding Ringed Applied Perfectly on the Stem and a Made Italian Made Di Vinci Big Fat 9 mm Brandy Filtered Mondi Model Shape Natural Model and a Lovely Thick FatBoy and due to be one of your Favorite Smokers for Sure and Superb Weight and Just Marvelous Balanced at a of 62.6 Grams and Super Just Cleaned and Reamed and Sterilized Big Big Italian Made Di Vinci Big Fat 9 mm Brandy Filtered Mondi Model Classic Straight that a Long Extra Large Extra Thick Extra Fat Large Rounded Heel Bottom that Wide Thick and Perfect for Nice Cool Smokes with a GListening Speckle Grains Smooth thats Swirling and loaded with Hints and Hues of Birdseye Grains and a Few Wonderfully Great Speckled Spotted Flowing Floating Birdseye making it look Marbleized Grained and in the Ever Great Italian Made Di Vinci Big Fat 9 mm Brandy Filtered Mondi Model and a Bigger Wider Taller Bowl at over 2 Inches High and Tall and a Superb Smooth Top Capped Rim so its a 3/4 Inch Bored Super Clean Tobacco Chamber thats Mint and Nice Nice Bored Inner Tobacco Chamber and a Great Great Cleaned Top Wonderfully Different Shape and Larger than usual and Excellent Inner and Outer Bowl Rims that are in Great Conditioned and Cleaned Great Inner Smooth Walled Tobacco Chamber thats Ready to Enjoy and a Excellent On Bottom and On Centered Bored Placement of the Drat Hole that Aligns Perfectly with a Perfect Draft Flow and Drawing Air Speed and a Air Shank Bore right on Centered and a Super Easy to Hold the Classic Smooth Rimmed and a 2.21 of a Ounce and Easy to Grip and Hold on the Perfect Length Round Shanked and Gorgeously Grained and a Thick Shank and a Nice Nice Easy to Grip and Hold Round Shank and a Wonderfully Glistening Grained Smooth thats in Very Nice Ready to Enjoy Condition and Mint Perfect Nomenclatures and a Great 9 MM Filtered Mortise and Tenon Relationship Fitting Wise and Sterilized Fabulously Inserted Double Brass Wedding Ringed Applied Perfectly on the Taper 9 mm Filtered Star Stamp Logo and a 9 mm Filtered Gorgeously Cleaned and Sterilized Taper and very Comfortable Taper Stem that was and with a 3/4 Inch Bowl with Superb Cleaned and Super Smooth Inner Bowl Walls and Excellent Conditioned Inner Bowl Tobacco Chamber with a Wonderful Flush and Right on Centered Bottom Bored Air Passage Way thats has a Great Draw on it and Wonderful Drafting Pipe and a Great On Centered Bore thru the Shank also and Its a Great Great Stem that was Cleaned and Bleached and Sterilized in 100 %Grain Alcohol and in Great Condition and a Great Looker and Feel to it and One Great Made and Grained Italian Made Di Vinci Big Fat 9 mm Brandy Filtered and with a Perfect Bore and Beautiful and Its Clean and Ready to Enjoy out of the Box
I'm not making fun of them at all (and please, nobody else do so either) but I'm extremely curious as to why they type descriptions like this. Does anyone have the scoop?

Yeah, it does come across like auctioneer patter. I don't think it's intended as a keyword list, and I think that because he used to have a website, and all the pipe descriptions there were like this. Either way, it's strange and interesting. I like reading them aloud and seeing how far I get before I slip.