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  1. woodsroad

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    Warren, even I don’t understand that, and I’m that guy!

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    +1 on blaming War Horse.

    “Bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.” – George Carlin
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  3. lazar

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    I love the sheeple posts the best. It always cracks me up how folks think they're woke and independent. [:clap:] [:clap:]

    Better yet are the sheeple who think that because they're on the other side of the political aisle of those with whom they disagree, that makes them independent free-thinkers who ironically co-opt terms like "woke". Why would following one ideology along with millions of others and not another make a person a "sheeple"?

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    In before the close. Better late than pregnant never.
    I've been silently following this thread, I thought the original question was very interesting and amusing. It did get weird for a while, then funny again. The personalities on this forum are great

    "Once you go down the Lakeland path, forever will it dominate your destiny."
    -Apologies to Master Yoda
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    Some people, like those prone to public masturbation, just can't help themselves.

    So... you're saying that's frowned upon?

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    Better yet are the sheeple who think that because they're on the other side of the political aisle of those with whom they disagree, that makes them independent free-thinkers who ironically co-opt terms like "woke". Why would following one ideology along with millions of others and not another make a person a "sheeple"?

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    Oddball?

    A man who serves his country is a patriot. A man who serves his government is an employee. The two are not always the same thing.
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  8. woodsroad

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    That one was paint!

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    When we fire it, it makes... pretty pictures.

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    You're not that guy, you're the other guy.

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  11. woodsroad

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    This Guy?

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    So when does this open Off Broadway?

    It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

    It is pointless to argue with a fanatic since a dim bulb can't be converted into a searchlight. - Jesse Silver
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    No, I think this Guy.

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  14. woodsroad

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    What? The bomb thrower?

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  15. warren

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    No! The other guy! Think laddie think!

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    No! The other guy!

    Yeah, It's only a matter of time. Although I've never seen him restrain for this long

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    This thread has me perturbed.

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    Again, seacaptain - you call me out with you memes, but not ashdigger. He's the one who posted not one but two digs about "woke" "sheeple" etc., clearly intended to wind up a certain member.... You guys are always picking on me!

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    Lazar, hate to pop your bubble, but I was speaking in generalities.

    If I was directing my comment to YOU, it would have started like this..... Lazar, ....

    As for "picking on you", surely you are mistaken or paranoid....either way.... life is tough, wear a cup.

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    Dogs live such short lives... and spend most it waiting for us to come home
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    I'm buffaloed.

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    Oh crap... my bad... I thought the OP was asking who "had" caused the most threads to close, not who "could"...

    Michael
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    Hmmm...two posts just disappeared.

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    woods, I saw those other posts. The site when dead for a few seconds for me and now those posts are gone. My post from maybe 20 minutes ago is also gone. Pretty weird shit going on here.

    Harris
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    Feel my wrath!!!! Ha ha, nah, Kevin is running an x to y code change.

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  27. kola

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    LOL

    I treat people the way they treat me. It's that simple.
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    Of Dear Lord, Art Bell is in the house!

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    Ghost of Art deletions in progress.

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    I never held a record in my life...except a vinyl one. So I know it ain't me.

    I don't know where I'm going...but sooner or later I'll get there.
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    I'm totally lost here......best I look elsewhere for my bedtime jollies

    Regards,

    Jay.

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    OK, then, here's a joke unrelated to any of the above:

    “I love Fred Willard,” Albert Brooks wrote after Willard was caught in a compromising position* in a Hollywood film theater. “He's a great guy. For his birthday I'm getting him a den and a computer.”

    * masturbating, reportedly.

    I know that you believe you understood what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
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  33. warren

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    Lakeland effect? A wonderful turn of a phrase gets censored? I'm sooooo ashamed or ...should I be indignant? Offended! That's the elusive word I was looking for a couple of posts back. I should be offended! Yes, I choose to be offended.

    edit: Sometimes you just gotta see it up in lights before you realize an edit is required.

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    This thread was actually written by Kafka.

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    I am truly gobsmacked that this thread is still going on. I mean, I have sent multiple e-mail reporting you clowns and even cited your non-inclusive attitude toward Canadians, but there has been absolutely no response from the men behind the curtain.

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    We need to get this thread back on track and start picking on lazar again.

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    This thread has been a lot of fun! Sarcasm, Trump lampoons, off-the-wall references. But I'm still waiting for the guy(s) who closed threads to show, or at least be named.

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    This thread has been a lot of fun! Sarcasm, Trump lampoons, off-the-wall references. But I'm still waiting for the guy(s) who closed threads to show, or at least be named.

    I just assumed that lazar is the pen name President Trump uses when he cruises this site in his free time. I mean, the evidence is all here. In fact, in a private pm lazar even used the word "covfefe" to describe woodsroad. Need I say more?

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    You know what concerns me the most about this thread.......Weezer.

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    Non-inclusive for Canadians? If it wasn't for a Greek rubber company, I suspect I'd have children scattered from Whitehorse Rapids to Gande Prairie. I could stop a puck but, the ladies of our great neighbor to the East had my number. I was very inclusive in my teens and haven't found reason to change. Neither nationality nor tribal affiliation can deter hormones on feet.

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    I just assumed that lazar is the pen name President Trump uses when he cruises this site in his free time. I mean, the evidence is all here. In fact, in a private pm lazar even used the word "covfefe" to describe woodsroad. Need I say more?

    Exactly. He was just saying up thread how any patriotic American should be deeply offended that Trump isn't already on Mt. Rushmore. He's clearly a Trump shill, which probably explains his rude and overbearing attitude.

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    You know what concerns me the most about this thread.......Weezer.

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  43. ashdigger

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    Seacaptain, its part of the lyrics to the sweater song by Weezer....

    ....If you want to destroy my sweater
    Hold this thread as I walk away.

    Hope that helps. Now I'm walking away.

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    and even cited your non-inclusive attitude toward Canadians

    I don't think anyone on the forum speaks Chinese.

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    I'm a US resident giving me very little to say about Canadian exclusionariness. Yet as this is a topic near and dear to my heart, or at least since reading Peck's alert to the issue 5 minutes ago, I am flummoxed that I never considered it before. But it is all too easy to ignore issues that do not personally impress, and thus I feel has Canadian exclusionariness has not heretofore significantly impressed my consciousness. All this to say that now that my consciousness has been raised, I am outraged! yes, outraged, that such could have gone on the very online forum that I have chosen to frequent! Outraged! yes, outraged I say! Something must be done! Immediately!

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    OK, fine, Canada. *sigh* Would you like to come play in Syria with us?

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    I don't think anyone on the forum speaks Chinese.

    I too realize I am not wholly perfect and have excluded my American friends. Let me say clearly: Este es un lugar hermoso y amo a todos aquí

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    Back on topic!

    Anyone have a good guess at how many threads have been closed? And how many by that one person (who I guess will always show up as anonymous!) is responsible?

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    The answer is 42

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    I keep seeing this image of Homer Simpson sitting under a tree smoking a pipe, can anyone help me out where that's from?

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  51. ashdigger

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    Mike, you might be having a stroke. Get that checked.

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    But I'm still waiting for the guy(s) who closed threads to show, or at least be named.

    My motive here has been exposed.
    Open the door wide enough,
    Pour a glass of wine as bait,
    And he will come.
    It has been written.

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  53. lazar

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    So I posted earlier, explaining that I was joking about the "everyone picking on me" thing. That thread got deleted. Now tell me everyone's not picking me! (Pretty meta, huh?)

    Anyway, I'm off to go play golf for my 102nd time since entering office, at a total cost to the taxpayer of over $64 million http://trumpgolfcount.com/! While I'm there, I may just solicit a sexual favor from a porn star but only if she'll sign a non-disclosure agreement and let me keep the urine-soaked sheets. Gotta run - Big Daddy Vlad is on the line!

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    Meh, you got your expensive perverts, we got ours.

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  55. lazar

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    Meh, you got your expensive perverts, we got ours. [:rofl:]

    Yeah, but at least Pizzagate wasn't run by the Russians!

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    Damn, Lazar, I never pegged you as the type to take a swipe at the LGBTQGSPSSRL community. Talk about elitist!

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    Can we now close this thread à l'usenet when I mention what a bunch of Nazis said about Hitler and his pipe collection.......??

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  58. sablebrush52

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    Starcat was funnier.

    And there was good info on chili.

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  59. lazar

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    Damn, Lazar, I never pegged you as the type to take a swipe at the LGBTQGSPSSRL community. Talk about elitist!

    huh?

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    You know, the Lesbian/Gay/Bisexual/Transgender/Queer/Golden Shower/Porn Star Screwing/Russian Lover community. They've put in to participate in next year's St. Patrick's Day Parade in NYC. This isn't about politics; the man's just letting his freak flag fly. I thought Progressives were all about that type of expression?

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    Este es un lugar hermoso y amo a todos aquí

    lo siento Señor no hablo inglés

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    I thought Progressives were all about that type of expression?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4XT-l-_3y0

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    You know, the Lesbian/Gay/Bisexual/Transgender/Queer/Golden Shower/Porn Star Screwing/Russian Lover community. They've put in to participate in next year's St. Patrick's Day Parade in NYC. This isn't about politics; the man's just letting his freak flag fly. I thought Progressives were all about that type of expression?

    You know, if Trump just came out honestly as a Golden Shower/Porn Star Screwing/Russian Lover I'd have a little more respect for him.

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    Believe it or not Lazar, it isn’t always about you.

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    This thread has officially become the equivalent of a spastic having sex with a jackhammer..... and not in a good way.

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    I've been watching this thread and having a blast. It's like a good sit com.

    Neal
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    Fun is over guys. Closing this one.

    Javan
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