This is one of my favorite jokes to tell...
Two guys walk into a bar after a long week of work. They get seated, order up cold round of their favorite brews, and the bartender delivers. After an hour of drinking and shooting the shit the two gentlemen get into an interesting discussion.
Guy 1: Ya know...you can tell a lot about a person just by what kind of beer they drink.
Guy 2: Nah, you really think so? Alright there Dr. Phil... Then tell me about that girl sitting over there?
Guy 1: Blue Moon over here? OK... Well she's kind of a hippie. You wouldn't think so at first but if you
look closely you can see an orange slice at the bottom of her glass. It compliments her Iphone quite nicely.
Guy 2: Hmm.. yea OK. I can kinda see that...Seems simple enough. Alright, here it goes... You're an asshole.
Guy 1: What!? How the hell do you figure that?
Guy 2: Because your drinking MY beer!
Cheers! :
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Two guys walk into a bar after a long week of work. They get seated, order up cold round of their favorite brews, and the bartender delivers. After an hour of drinking and shooting the shit the two gentlemen get into an interesting discussion.
Guy 1: Ya know...you can tell a lot about a person just by what kind of beer they drink.
Guy 2: Nah, you really think so? Alright there Dr. Phil... Then tell me about that girl sitting over there?
Guy 1: Blue Moon over here? OK... Well she's kind of a hippie. You wouldn't think so at first but if you
look closely you can see an orange slice at the bottom of her glass. It compliments her Iphone quite nicely.
Guy 2: Hmm.. yea OK. I can kinda see that...Seems simple enough. Alright, here it goes... You're an asshole.
Guy 1: What!? How the hell do you figure that?
Guy 2: Because your drinking MY beer!
Cheers! :
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Jeremy.