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What You Do When You Decide You No Longer Want Your Churchwarden

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  1. agnosticpipe

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    Lorenzo Churchwarden

    The pipe smoker formerly know as agnostic pipe
    "Fried food, hard liquor, and tobacco, that's the holy trinity!"- Stacy Keach
    Posted 1 year ago #
  2. mso489

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    Join a drum and bugle corps?

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    sumusfumus

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    Just a suggestion:

    If this is not a joke question.....have a traditional, new stem made for it, to convert the pipe into something more "conventional", and less circuitous.

    Frank
    NYC

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Sorry Frank, I was indeed being facetious, as I have never seen a pipe made like this, especially because it is a factory pipe. If it didn't come from the factory that way, then someone did a decent job re-forming that stem.

    mso: I can almost see putting a spit valve on the bottom of the loop in the stem!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  5. davet

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    Reminds me of this

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Gift it to the fifth person who replies to your thread...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  7. jndyer

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    But will it pass a pipe cleaner?

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    You beat me to it, how on earth would you clean that out?

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    ...You sell it to Shiny Pipes. They mark it up to nearly retail. Lie about its condition and PhotoShop the eBay photos.


    So you say you can drink? Well, I'm from Wisconsin. Try to keep up.
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    Google's bringing up a couple other Lorenzos like that. A third pipe has a briar loop and a vulcanite section by the bowl and for the mouthpiece, but says it was made by James Seaman.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Orley.....I thought so. When I first peep the pic, I said:..."WTF!"....

    You're right. That pipe reminds me of a Baroque trumpet.....

    Thanks for the laugh.

    Frank
    NYC

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Unkleyoda for the WIN.

    Ubi Ignis Est?
    Posted 1 year ago #
  13. derfatdutchman

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    Buy it for the wife as a bracelet.

    "The value of tobacco is best understood when it is the last you possess, and there is no chance of getting more."
    Bismark
    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Unkleyoda for the WIN.

    Thanks.

    I have to say, I like the your profile pic, even though I skate Bones wheels.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  15. jayski

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    That baby has got to gurgle.

    "[Kipling] sees clearly that men can only be highly civilized while other men, inevitably less civilized, are there to guard and feed them."
    Posted 1 year ago #
  16. saltedplug

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    Use it at the driving range.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  17. thomasw

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    roflmao @ davet .... Thanks, I needed a jolly laugh first thing Monday morning

    After some time he felt for his pipe. It was not broken, and that was something. Then he felt for his pouch, and there was some tobacco in it, and that was something more. Then he felt for matches and he could not find any at all, and that shattered his hopes completely.

    The Hobbit
    Posted 1 year ago #

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