What is the strangest post-smoke comment you've received?
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Mine is very similar to Gary's.
Once while smoking a heavy Lat blend, a buddy asked me "What the hell are you smoking, cat shit?" My reply was "Yep, but it's good cat shit!"
Once while smoking a heavy Lat blend, a buddy asked me "What the hell are you smoking, cat shit?" My reply was "Yep, but it's good cat shit!"
Dear God! What caught on fire! the other one I get is 'Take your pipe out of your mouth when talking to me' and other variations of the same theme.
I've had the something's on fire bit happen a few times. I just stand there puffing awY while everyone runs around trying to find the source. Once, in the early 70s, I was in a restaurant, when a diner from another table came over and said: "Thank you for spoiling our lunch!" As I was sitting in the smoking section, I thought of several appropriate remarks, the first one dealing with her and the horse she rode in on, but she left before I could offer any of them. The one I love best is when the pretty young things tell me that their grandfather used to smoke a pipe. Sure makes a fella feel young.
After my first of bowl of Christmas Cheer 2013 on the porch, my wife wanted to know if I started the trash barrel on fire as it smelled like burning garbage. I've also had similar comments when smoking strong latakia blends. :
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I had an ex give me the Felix Unger with a can of air freshener. I had one lady ask me "What do you smoke?" I replied "Well mostly Virginia blends" she said "Virgins have their own blend?"
So this guy is sitting out in the garage where he keeps his pipes and cigars, relaxing, smoking a bowl, and his wife walks in and says: "okay honey now that we've been married six months I'm telling you that I'm packing up all your pipes and cigars. It's time to get rid of them."
He looks up and says: "you know, my first wife said that."
She says: "I didn't know you were married before."
"I wasn't," he says.
He looks up and says: "you know, my first wife said that."
She says: "I didn't know you were married before."
"I wasn't," he says.
On reflection, the strangest one I've ever received is: "You moron. You're supposed to smoke after sex, not during it!"
So the chicken and the egg are in bed. The chicken is leaning back against the pillow smoking a cigarette. The egg is sitting there with arms crossed, and says: "well, I guess we've answered that question."
The best I've gotten was: "That doesn't smell like pot. What is it?" I was watering my garden as a group of stoners walked by. They were very confused...
Well, if these stories are any indication, I'm going to piss of more than a few people after leaving my smoker-friendly college. Oh well!
Not the strangest post-smoke comment, but undoubtedly the strangest pre-smoke:
I had just emerged from the classroom, and had taken out my pipe, but not yet loaded it, when one of my students stepped up and said. "Oh, I just love the smell of your tobacco!" Maybe sucking up just a little?
I had just emerged from the classroom, and had taken out my pipe, but not yet loaded it, when one of my students stepped up and said. "Oh, I just love the smell of your tobacco!" Maybe sucking up just a little?
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