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admin · Jul 19, 2017

deathmetal · Jul 19, 2017

I see nothing wrong with this.

jpmcwjr · Jul 19, 2017

Wouldn't it be a misdemeanor? And why is banging a cob on anything a crime?
[ducking and running.]

sablebrush52 · Jul 19, 2017

And why is banging a cob on anything a crime?

Because her first name is Melissa and she's 14 years old?

jpmcwjr · Jul 19, 2017

Rim shot. (!)
Bada-bing!

pipesmokingtom · Jul 19, 2017

Voiceover: "... Melissa Cob later grew up to be the secretary of FDA director Dick Greasepockets. Her direct influence remains... speculative."