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johnnyreb

Lifer
Aug 21, 2014
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"There oughta be a warning label!" Now who still doesn't believe in the dumbing down of America?
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stickframer

Part of the Furniture Now
Apr 11, 2015
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Damn. I can't believe that's real/necessary. It's incredibly funny and troubling at the same time.

 
Mar 30, 2014
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I cant believe I've made this far in life without a zipper warning. I will no longer throw caution to the wind with my wardrobe.
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johnnyreb

Lifer
Aug 21, 2014
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"When going commando"...there ought to be a warning label...(wait for it)...but where would they put it?

 

jkrug

Lifer
Jan 23, 2015
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The funny thing about all the ridiculous warning labels is that they are there because some dumbass already tried what the label warns about! :crazy:

 

prairiedruid

Lifer
Jun 30, 2015
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Sort of like the warning on Preparation H not to use it on your mouth.....some idiot walked around with pucker face for a week.

 

elbert

Part of the Furniture Now
Mar 10, 2015
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The local grocery re-labeled their house puppy chow, "people chow". Chex, chocolate, powdered sugar--some lady fed it to her dog.

 

phil67

Lifer
Dec 14, 2013
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Lets not forget those labels for idiot parents, and there are quite a few of them out there.
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Sep 27, 2012
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Upland, CA.
What are you talking about Phil?... I see that as multi tasking! wash your kids and clothes at the same time. Remember we're a much busier as a society now so why not kill two birds with one stone. :rofl:

 

johnnyreb

Lifer
Aug 21, 2014
1,961
612
I wonder if emergency rooms keep the stats on zipper injuries.
Must be a lot of people going commando.
"An estimated 17,616 people went to the ER from 2002 to 2010 with genital injuries caused by zippers. The overwhelming majority of those were penis-related injuries, though five reported injuries were to labia or vaginas."
"Of all the ways a penis can be seriously hurt, zippers were the single leading cause of penile injuries requiring an ER visit, followed by bicycle injuries."
This has been a public service announcement.

 
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