"A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini."
Jackie Gleason
"I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini."
George Burns
"Shaken, not stirred."
James Bond
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.
Anonymous. The origin of this line is disputed; it has been attributed to Billy Wilder, Charles Butterworth, Alexander Woollcott and Robert Benchley. It was used by Mae West in Every Day's a Holiday (1937 film) and by Benchley in The Major and the Minor (1942 film).
"I like to have a martini, two at the very most --After three I'm under the table, After four, I'm under my host."
Dorothy Parker
"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
Winston Churchill
"I never should have switched from Scotch to Martinis."
Humphrey Bogart last words
"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."
Rodney Dangerfield
"One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough."
James Thurber
"Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman."
George Burns
"The three martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful and a snootful at the same time?"
Gerald Ford