Every couple of years, someone posts a thread about what it means to be manly and other members voice their responses. The time has come again.
What is your definition for manliness?
I have a few ideas this time:
Shaving with bandsaw.
Bring down a bear barehanded and eating all of it raw, followed by a full keg of beer.
Scratching one's crotch and armpits vigorously when forced to attend performances of the ballet by your partner.
Never attending performances of ballet.
Misquoting philosophical arguments without remorse.
Bogarting the remote control.
Slaloming thru heavy freeway traffic.
Rinsing out your handlebar mustache to make soup.
Refusing to ask for directions.
Bathing on alternate Friday nights, but no more.
and #1:
Never admitting that you are wrong or don't know the answer.
What are yours?
What is your definition for manliness?
I have a few ideas this time:
Shaving with bandsaw.
Bring down a bear barehanded and eating all of it raw, followed by a full keg of beer.
Scratching one's crotch and armpits vigorously when forced to attend performances of the ballet by your partner.
Never attending performances of ballet.
Misquoting philosophical arguments without remorse.
Bogarting the remote control.
Slaloming thru heavy freeway traffic.
Rinsing out your handlebar mustache to make soup.
Refusing to ask for directions.
Bathing on alternate Friday nights, but no more.
and #1:
Never admitting that you are wrong or don't know the answer.
What are yours?
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