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The Well Tailored Smoker

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  1. toobfreak

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    If you smoke a pipe and want to look your best, rather than buy shirts from the store that just sort of fit, you can now download an app into your cellphone that will actually measure you to a tee, 20% better than a tailor they say, and for $69, give you a premium shirt delivered to your door that fits you perfect in every way.

    You get to chose your color, fabric, pattern, collar and a whole lot more. Let them know you are smoking the best by looking your best.

    The M-Tailor

    To Master Po: Is it not being able to see that makes you tire of life?
    Master Po: No! It is being able to hear!
    Posted 2 years ago #
  2. warren

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    Look closely at my avatar. That is looking my best. A new shirt wouldn't help.

    A man without a shillelagh is a man without an expedient.
    Posted 2 years ago #
  3. theloniousmonkfish

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    No shave, no shoes. A 70 dollar shirt ain't gonna turn me into a silk purse. They know I'm smoking the best, I know because they tell me.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  4. chasingembers

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    Jeans and a button up shirt is about as good as I get.

    Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you.
    -Edward Teach
    Posted 2 years ago #
  5. beefeater33

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    Everyone needs a good shirt, and a good walk always helps too..........
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wippooDL6WE

    "We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dream..."
    Willy Wonka
    Posted 2 years ago #
  6. darthcider

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    Some people look like a sack of spuds tied in the middle, no matter what they wear.

    It's nice to dress up on occasion.

    Education is important, but motorbikes is importanter.
    Posted 2 years ago #
  7. oldreddog

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    I like matching collar and cuffs.

    Killing me won't bring back your apples.
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  8. indianafrank

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    Walmart works fine for me.

    I could wear a $500 suit and still look like a bum.

    I don't know where I'm going...but sooner or later I'll get there.
    Posted 2 years ago #
  9. mortonbriar

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    I bet all the tailors out there are happy to know they are 80% as accurate at their trade as anyone with an iphone!

    I don't really care if the cup is half full or half empty, I just want something to sip on.
    Posted 2 years ago #
  10. tbradsim1

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    . This is what I wear when I smoke on the Old Porch.

    The Old Cajun
    Posted 2 years ago #
  11. mso489

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    If you are younger and in great shape, or older and still proportionate and trim, and want to strut your stuff, more power to you. I think people get treated a little better when they dress a little better, but mostly I'm beyond tailored shirts, buy my shirts a size bigger to accommodate my wife's good cooking.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  12. iamn8

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    In my life's previous chapter, I loved nice clothes. I have a wardrobe filled with Prada and Armani, lots new with tags still on. None of it still fits me. I now live in loungewear/pajamas. I keep the wardrobe because I cling to the delusion that one day I'll be back. To get rid of it feels like giving up. Yeah yeah I understand it's irrational/illogical, but some of us cling to hope and will only go down kicking and screaming. C'est la vive.

    Nate @ Moody AL
    Posted 2 years ago #
  13. warren

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    Everyone see that picture of Brad? He looks so lifelike!

    Posted 2 years ago #

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